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Man finds 'Jesus' in rocking chair

More so than most of these “Jesus” sightings, this one actually looks like the American “Jesus” we know and love. Story here.

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Brandon

posted February 17, 2011 at 5:45 pm


Looks more like Vincent from the TV version of Beauty and the Beast than Jesus to me.



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Laura Milner

posted February 17, 2011 at 6:00 pm


i think it looks more like the lion in “The Chronicals of Narniah.”



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    Sam

    posted February 17, 2011 at 6:20 pm


    That’s what I was gonna say! Uncanny resemblance.



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Daniel

posted February 17, 2011 at 8:18 pm


That Jesus is so sneaky! He’s always turning up in the strangest of places.



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Green Eggs and Ham

posted February 18, 2011 at 2:01 am


Is Jesus lost? Why does he keep showing up in rocking chairs and ice sculptures and and potato chips and pancakes, and, and….?

Is this a spiritual version of peek-a-boo?

It would be far more useful if he actually showed up and fixed something, threw out the moneychangers, again, settled whether the wine was Welch’s or wine, told the pope to turn himself over to the authorities, started a new church or learned to play hockey.

It’s like his teleporter has a few of the settings wrong.



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Dianna

posted February 18, 2011 at 3:32 am


Anyone else see Voldemort? Just me?

Okay.



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YTMDetc

posted February 18, 2011 at 4:27 am


For anyone who’s ever played Mass Effect, it looks like a turian Jesus… :/



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Jeremy Statton

posted February 18, 2011 at 5:48 am


I hope nobody sat on him.



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Bilbo Bargains

posted February 18, 2011 at 9:54 am


Jesus rocks.



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Rosie

posted February 18, 2011 at 12:43 pm


He looks ticked off. Maybe from people sitting on him (or is that Him?)



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