Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus Needs New PR

Man finds 'Jesus' in rocking chair

More so than most of these “Jesus” sightings, this one actually looks like the American “Jesus” we know and love. Story here.

Found at Christian Nightmares!

Comments read comments(11)
post a comment

posted February 17, 2011 at 5:45 pm

Looks more like Vincent from the TV version of Beauty and the Beast than Jesus to me.

report abuse

Laura Milner

posted February 17, 2011 at 6:00 pm

i think it looks more like the lion in “The Chronicals of Narniah.”

report abuse


    posted February 17, 2011 at 6:20 pm

    That’s what I was gonna say! Uncanny resemblance.

    report abuse


posted February 17, 2011 at 8:18 pm

That Jesus is so sneaky! He’s always turning up in the strangest of places.

report abuse

Green Eggs and Ham

posted February 18, 2011 at 2:01 am

Is Jesus lost? Why does he keep showing up in rocking chairs and ice sculptures and and potato chips and pancakes, and, and….?

Is this a spiritual version of peek-a-boo?

It would be far more useful if he actually showed up and fixed something, threw out the moneychangers, again, settled whether the wine was Welch’s or wine, told the pope to turn himself over to the authorities, started a new church or learned to play hockey.

It’s like his teleporter has a few of the settings wrong.

report abuse


posted February 18, 2011 at 3:32 am

Anyone else see Voldemort? Just me?


report abuse


posted February 18, 2011 at 4:27 am

For anyone who’s ever played Mass Effect, it looks like a turian Jesus… :/

report abuse

Jeremy Statton

posted February 18, 2011 at 5:48 am

I hope nobody sat on him.

report abuse

Pingback: Hittat, länkat och kommenterat – February 18, 2011 | Emanuels randanmärkningar

Bilbo Bargains

posted February 18, 2011 at 9:54 am

Jesus rocks.

report abuse


posted February 18, 2011 at 12:43 pm

He looks ticked off. Maybe from people sitting on him (or is that Him?)

report abuse

Post a Comment

By submitting these comments, I agree to the terms of service, rules of conduct and privacy policy (the "agreements"). I understand and agree that any content I post is licensed to and may be used by in accordance with the agreements.

Previous Posts

Arsenal quer reforçar ataque, e meio-campo argentino pensa em deixar o PSG
Arsenal pensa novamente em Icardi Segundo o jornal inglês 'The Independent', o Arsenal estão se alinhando para apresentar uma proposta em janeiro para o atacante da Inter de Milão, Mauro Icardi .O jogador de 22 anos de idade teve umas ...

posted 8:32:00pm Nov. 24, 2015 | read full post »

Van Gaal confirma interesse em Ronaldo
O técnico do Manchester United, Louis van Gaal, deu uma indicação mais clara sobre o interesse do clube inglês em trazer Cristiano Ronaldo de volta a Premier League na próxima temporada.Ronaldo deixou o clube para o Real Madrid em 2009, por ...

posted 1:13:00pm Nov. 22, 2015 | read full post »

Chelsea mira mais dois nomes
José Mourinho quer contratar Wesley Sneijder do Galatasaray durante a janela de transferência do mês de janeiro, segundo relata o jornal turco "Fanatik".O treinador português quer reforçar o meio-campo do Chelsea numa tentativa de dar a ...

posted 6:56:00pm Nov. 18, 2015 | read full post »

Inter estuda contratação de Hazard
O jornal 'The Mirror' afirma que a Inter está de olho na contratação da estrela do Chelsea, Eden Hazard , que também é procurado pela Juventus, Real Madrid e PSG.Segundo a edição de hoje do jornal inglês, Roberto Mancini tem acompanhado ...

posted 3:08:00pm Nov. 16, 2015 | read full post »

Chelsea deve devolver Falcão e clube ingles já mira reforços para posição
Chelsea pensa em devolver Radamel Falcão ao MonacoA especulação em torno do regresso de Radamel Falcão ao Monaco volta a ganhar força, com o jornal britânico "The Sun" a revelar a noticia de que o Chelsea está pronto para colocar um ponto ...

posted 2:50:00pm Nov. 15, 2015 | read full post »


Report as Inappropriate

You are reporting this content because it violates the Terms of Service.

All reported content is logged for investigation.