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‘Neat’ Technology Astounds Pentecostal Motorcyclist


Why does somebody record a six minute video with this effect?

Sure, it’s ‘neat’ for maybe 3 seconds. But after that it becomes strange.


And then it gets downright creepy if you happen to cover your mouth as you cough or sneeze (he coughs at 5:07…)

He seems like a nice man with a gentle soul… and he probably has a Yosemite Sam tattoo somewhere…

And Yosemite Sam makes everything better…

Found at Christian Nightmare.

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posted January 9, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Kinda the lion king look.

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posted January 9, 2011 at 3:53 pm

“nothing needs to be added” Take your own advice dude.

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posted January 9, 2011 at 6:53 pm

…He sounds like John Candy.

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posted January 10, 2011 at 7:35 am

hummmmanacodeeyamamamaummackada The Lord is telling me I need a new Harley, so please give to this cause. We need money to spread the gospel around the country.

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posted January 10, 2011 at 7:51 am

I’m all for biking pentacostals, but I can’t watch this for more than a few seconds. Wouldn’t it have been better to get all dolled up in the leather and talk to us next to that shiny bike, then ride off into the sunset?

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posted January 10, 2011 at 7:51 am

Once upon a time there was a movie called “The Wild Bunch” starring Marlon Brando. He portrayed an unsavory character, and his motorcycle gang were rebellious youth. Much later, Brando wore a sunbonnet in “Missouri Breaks.” Therefore, motorcycles are tainted with ungodliness, according to my dingbat uncle.

Love the way he explains he means “knight,” not “night” without attempting to spell it.

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