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How King Solomon scored with the ladies…



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Claire

posted January 31, 2011 at 2:00 pm


*DEAD*



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Bob Chapman

posted January 31, 2011 at 2:01 pm


They should also give lessons to dance like David. Of course, this will on work if Ezekiel 23.20 applies to you. http://bible.oremus.org/?ql=163504045



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BMH

posted January 31, 2011 at 2:05 pm


I assume this was made by a church youth group, which is why none of the verses/pick up lines about breasts were mentioned.

I like the old AV equipment in the background. Nice touch.



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    Bob Chapman

    posted January 31, 2011 at 2:09 pm


    You have to pay to get those lines.



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      Charlie's Church of Christ

      posted January 31, 2011 at 4:29 pm


      I wondered about those lines too.



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        Phil

        posted January 31, 2011 at 11:36 pm


        I will climb the tree and take hold of the fruit! Damn straight I’ve said that to my girlfriend, haha. LOVE it, good video.



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          LRA

          posted February 1, 2011 at 9:32 am


          Is that a “I really love your peaches, gonna shake your tree” kinda line?



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          Phil

          posted February 1, 2011 at 11:29 am


          Hahaha – yeah – not as bad as one mates use to use at 4th form dances (second year of high school) – ‘hey, what time does the store open, I want to enquirer about your melons’ – saw a mate get slapped for that one, haha.



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John

posted January 31, 2011 at 2:11 pm


“Are you tired of only being the brother-in-Christ?” Hilarious.
stay blessed…john



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gymmie

posted January 31, 2011 at 2:12 pm


Uhm…OK?



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Dustin

posted January 31, 2011 at 2:14 pm


Love it.



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Alise

posted January 31, 2011 at 2:17 pm


It’s cheesy, but still pretty funny. The “brother-in-Christ” line cracked me up.



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Wes

posted January 31, 2011 at 2:32 pm


I thought the guy who delivered the “nose like a tower looking toward Damascus” was great.



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James Williams

posted January 31, 2011 at 2:51 pm

Jen

posted January 31, 2011 at 6:44 pm


When I took a college class on biblical poetry, we used to joke that there was an omitted verse at the end of Song of Solomon where the woman responds “I bet you say that to all your wives.”

On a related note, the guys in the above video might further improve their chances with this:
http://evangelicaldetox.blogspot.com/2011/01/what-would-jesus-buy-saturday-you-smell.html



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Nathan

posted February 5, 2011 at 1:49 am


As creator of this video, I can assure you that we had to keep this video PG and that is why we didn’t use any of the “good ones”… Hope you enjoy the video! :)

Nathan



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