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HILARIOUS: One Christian’s response to #BirdCrisis!

Found HERE and sent to me by Margaret (<-Thank you!)…

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Emily

posted January 7, 2011 at 6:23 pm


He’s just covering all the bases!!



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Danny

posted January 7, 2011 at 6:33 pm


We all knew it was a matter of time before this answer to #birdcrisis came up.

I love the end, “or it was weather related.” That just cracks me up.



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Bob Chapman

posted January 7, 2011 at 6:39 pm


Matthew?

As in Matthew Paul Turner?



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Travis Mamone

posted January 7, 2011 at 7:46 pm


OMG THE END IS NIGH WE’RE GONNA DIE!!!! Or, you know, maybe not.

Personally, I think all this might be from the big oil spill back in April.



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noelle

posted January 7, 2011 at 8:45 pm


I like it. Why’s it marked FAIL?



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    Faith

    posted January 8, 2011 at 8:55 am


    It’s a repost from failblog.



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      noelle

      posted January 9, 2011 at 6:06 pm


      Ah. You kids and ur internets



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Tamara

posted January 7, 2011 at 10:48 pm


That’s pretty much amazing.



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Carina

posted January 8, 2011 at 2:19 pm


It’s been raining birds in Italy and Sweden as well. Now I’m gonna go and sit in my bath tub with a paper bag over my head.



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Susan Isaacs

posted January 8, 2011 at 3:07 pm


The dead birds are God’s retribution for Pajama Jeans.



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Headless Unicorn Guy

posted January 10, 2011 at 12:28 pm


Well, CNN interviewed Christian Celebrity (TM) Kirk Cameron about the dead bird falls, for no other reason than he starred in Left Behind: The Movies.

To his credit, the guy came across as puzzled by the interview itself, i.e. “Why are you asking ME these questions?”



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