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DEAD COWS?!! Bible Prophecy Fulfilled!

Two nights ago 200 cows died in Wisconsin.


Paul Begley is an online theologian who loves discussing the End Times. Regardless of my opinions about the End Times or Paul’s theory, I can’t help but LOVE his crazy passion. He’s much more interesting to watch than that other guy, the 3rd Eagle of the Apocalypse.

But according to Time (and the video above), Paul believes that the crazy deaths of birds, fish, crabs, and now COWS are all connected….

Why? Because of 3 little verses in Hosea 4 (1-3)…

Hear the word of the LORD, you Israelites,
because the LORD has a charge to bring
against you who live in the land:
“There is no faithfulness, no love,
no acknowledgment of God in the land.
There is only cursing, lying and murder,
stealing and adultery;
they break all bounds,
and bloodshed follows bloodshed.
Because of this the land dries up,
and all who live in it waste away;
the beasts of the field, the birds in the sky
and the fish in the sea are swept away.

I guess we’re the Israelites…

Oh, and if you listen/watch long enough, there’s a message from Paul to atheists… he wants to grab you guys by the nap of the neck…

Sent to me by Matt Worthington!

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posted January 18, 2011 at 2:54 pm

It seems everything is a fulfillment of prophecy.

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posted January 18, 2011 at 5:31 pm

I agree previous comment Death rides a pale cow dead milkmen. If dead cows and birds dying & falling out of the sky aren’t a sign of the apocolypse they should be. We have had several anti christ now. Every time cows die, birds plummet to earth, an earthquake happens, an African American is elected president, or gay people marry some well meaning uneducated twit reminds us that Jesus is coming and boy is he pissed. To quote its the end of the world as we know it…and I feel fine.

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posted January 18, 2011 at 9:48 pm

There’s just no point in getting in the way of a good rant. Just enjoy it.

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posted January 30, 2011 at 1:14 am

Stamping Out Harold Camping

I don’t care a fig for date-setters, especially those who predict when Christ will return. The current champion is 89-year-old, headline-grabbing Harold Camping of Family Radio fame.
Is Second Coming date-setter Harold Camping worthy of death? He already has a zero batting average after his September 1994 prediction fizzle and, according to the Bible, is a false prophet.
Nevertheless that California shaman, who should be ashamed, claims he’s found out that Christ’s return will be on May 21, 2011 even though Matt. 24:36 says that no one knows the “day” or “hour” of it!
A Google article (“Obama Fulfilling the Bible”) points out that “Deut. 18:20-22 in the Old Testament requires the death penalty for false prophets.”
The same article reveals that “Christians are commanded to ask God to send severe judgment on persons who commit and support the worst forms of evil (see I Cor. 5 and note ‘taken away’).”
Theologically radioactive Harold Camping and his ga-ga groupies (with their billboards featuring “May 21, 2011″) should worry about being “stamped out” if many persons decide to follow the I Cor. 5 command.
The above article concludes: “False prophets in the OT were stoned to death. Today they are just stoned!”
PS – For many years Camping was not known as a pretrib rapture teacher. But now, for $ome my$teriou$ rea$on, he seeks support from those who believe in and teach an imminent, pretrib rapture which supposedly will occur SEVERAL YEARS BEFORE the traditional SECOND COMING to earth! For a behind-the-scenes, documented look at the 181-year-old pretrib rapture belief (which was never a part of any official theology or organized church before 1830!), Google “Pretrib Rapture Dishonesty,” “Pretrib Rapture Diehards” and “Pretrib Rapture – Hidden Facts.” These are from the pen of journalist/historian Dave MacPherson a.k.a the “Pretrib Rapture Answerman” & the “Rush Limbaugh of the Rapture” – author of the bestselling book “The Rapture Plot,” an “encyclopedia” of pretrib rapture history (see Armageddon Books).

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