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Chick Tract classic ‘The Sissy’ gets a makeover


Found at The American Jesus.

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Cole

posted January 13, 2011 at 1:42 pm


Heavy handed? Yes. Contrived? Yes. But surprisingly well produced :)



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April L.

posted January 13, 2011 at 1:44 pm


Ah…Dude, no one understands the way people really talk, dude, like Jack Chick, dude. (And of course, that means that non-Christians are redneck idiots, and Christians are eloquent and intelligent…dude).



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ManiacMike

posted January 13, 2011 at 1:46 pm


Wow! That’s awesome! I hope it’s shown in the movie theatres, so all the IFBx-ers who are against movie houses (blessgawd!) will be able to see it when they go see the next new movie!



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Bobby

posted January 13, 2011 at 1:49 pm


What in the world?… Who made this and why?
Terrible!



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LRA

posted January 13, 2011 at 1:55 pm


Jack Chick is certifiable. Let’s see a remake of “Lisa”. Actually, let’s not.



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    Joe Crenshaw

    posted January 14, 2011 at 9:11 pm


    Jack Chick is awful and a poor representation of the Christian message. I first read his tracts in the sixth grade and they were horrifying.

    You can’t “scare folks” into heaven and there were a ton of inaccuracies in his works.

    I even purchased two of his books, “Did the Catholic Church Give us the Bible” and “Babylon Religion.”

    Some facts with a ton of lies . . .

    I do love his tract, “Holy Joe” IMO it is his best work.

    “The Beast” is probably his most infamous work.



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andy

posted January 13, 2011 at 2:12 pm


“You’re going to hell on a grease pole”. Classic. Also the lake of fire scene. Perhaps this will scare the hell out of more people.



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Dan

posted January 13, 2011 at 2:24 pm


According to the site, “Tiny Shoes” has been done as well…



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Chris Smith

posted January 13, 2011 at 2:28 pm


Dang! How’d they get Goliath to play the Christian dude?



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Iain

posted January 13, 2011 at 2:38 pm


I guess Jack Chick doesn’t like the theology of Kenosis. Does Jesus really have to be a superman? Why can’t he just be… a man?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenosis



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    Grace

    posted January 13, 2011 at 3:15 pm


    He can’t really be a God-man if he can’t beat every other man up! It must be true, because Mark Driscoll says so.



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jon

posted January 13, 2011 at 4:09 pm


all I could think about the whole time was the script I could dub over this…. I have to know LRA what is this “Lisa” story you are talking about?



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    LRA

    posted January 13, 2011 at 10:39 pm


    This guy and his wife are having financial troubles, so the wife goes back to work. A neighbor comes over and tempts the husband to watch p0rn. Afterward, they rape his daughter. She gets an STD and the doctor who delivers this news tells the father about Jesus and leads him to the Lord. The rape of the child is never reported.

    SICK.



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noelle

posted January 13, 2011 at 4:59 pm


Their butts are all wrong



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    LRA

    posted January 13, 2011 at 10:39 pm


    LOL! I noticed that too!



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    April L.

    posted January 14, 2011 at 8:09 am


    Yeah, the guy in the red shirt looks like he’s wearing a diaper.



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Joe Crenshaw

posted January 14, 2011 at 9:14 pm


http://www.chick.com/catalog/tractlist.asp?q=102&Language=English

Holy Joe and Happy Hour are good, the rest, comical.



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Joe Crenshaw

posted January 14, 2011 at 9:18 pm


I guess the “Lisa” tract was so awful, he or they took it down. That sounded horrible. Epic Fail for Jack Chick.



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