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A 5-year-old decrees and declares in Jesus' name

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posted January 28, 2011 at 10:48 am

I’m always creeped out by these kinds of kids. They’re going to need so much therapy when they get older.

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posted January 28, 2011 at 10:50 am

Good grief, I thought that would never end. And if I wasn’t so busy laughing, I’d think that was a really good prayer.

I think my favorite part was at the end when he went “HalleLUUUjah. We give You PRAAAAAise. We give You HOOOOnor.”

Ha. People amuse me.

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posted January 28, 2011 at 11:00 am

..that they will never be broke, …..that they will receive multi-million dollar ideas and inventions????? Did I hear all that? Hmmm. I decree and declare that I agree with Sierra.

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    posted January 28, 2011 at 11:02 am

    Joel Ovaltine would be proud.

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posted January 28, 2011 at 11:24 am

Isnt this about the age where kids typically pray for the choo choo trains?

And I wonder if this decree and declare thing actually works. Just in case… “I decree and declare that I am gonna get laid tonight!”

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    posted January 28, 2011 at 7:09 pm

    Hope that works out for ya

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zach hoag

posted January 28, 2011 at 11:31 am

Come on, ya gotta admit that was kind of awesome. What were you all doing when you were 5? I was a rippin’ charismatic kid once, and it can turn out alright. Maybe he’ll figure things out and be just as awesome and effective in a 21st century church kinda way.

The ending was classic, though. That kid’s parents must be force feeding him with TD Jakes audio and video 24-7.

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    posted January 28, 2011 at 12:03 pm

    When I was 5, my parents weren’t brainwashing me and setting me up to be a huge tool when I got older.

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posted January 28, 2011 at 11:51 am


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derek jacks

posted January 28, 2011 at 12:30 pm

I’ll take that 5 year old in my church any day…some of you people and your comments are ridiculous.

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    posted January 28, 2011 at 12:36 pm

    I five year old child parroting things he doesn’t understand is what is ridiculous.


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posted January 28, 2011 at 3:00 pm

LOL, and a little disturbing I would agree.

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Matthew Lyon

posted January 28, 2011 at 4:50 pm

if i were god, i’d answer his prayers just ’cause he be SO dang cute. i’d be all “awww… Jesus, come listen to this. ain’t that the cutes thing in all creation?”

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    posted January 28, 2011 at 6:17 pm

    It took so long, I’d decree and declare he could have the first thing on the list so I didn’t have to listen to the rest. Was that supernatural powers? Done. Now go watch some Dora.

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Charlie's Church of Christ

posted January 28, 2011 at 6:52 pm

closed captioning please?

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