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666 Coming to a Grocery Store Near You!

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posted January 18, 2011 at 11:17 am

Yep, that is ridiculous on so many levels.

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posted January 18, 2011 at 11:18 am

AWESOME. Can’t wait to see something like this in the wild.

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posted January 18, 2011 at 11:20 am

Has anyone ever thought that we’re all already marked with the sign of the beast? We all have sin marked upon our souls, and one day it’ll be so plainly obvious that we live in constant sin, those who no longer care will wear it on their forehead and sleeves, like some people do their hearts, as a symbol of pride and arrogance… anyone who uses a metro card already has an RFID in their card. I can walk through a terminal, with my wallet still in my jacket, and it picks it up… nothing new… These people who are all “THE BEAST IS COMING” I say “Bless the Good Man Jesus, and Say Thanksee, sai…” we shouldn’t be trying to wonder when, because God will come when He wants. We’re to be prepared as if every day He will arrive, not sit in the corner with our finger up our [noses] saying “He’s coming because it says He’s coming!” /rant

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    posted January 18, 2011 at 7:19 pm

    Stephen King?

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      posted January 18, 2011 at 10:30 pm

      LOL +2 Internets for getting the reference

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posted January 18, 2011 at 11:26 am

Yeah, when I was a kid in the early 80’s my mom got a hold of a cassette that said that there was a computer in Luxemborg that was: five stories tall, and capable of assigning everyone in the world a number in under 24 hours. The cassette also said that the Rockefellers & Rothschilds families were buying all of the groecerie stores in the world. Conspiracy & evangelical fundamentalism go hand in hand.

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Matthew Lyon

posted January 18, 2011 at 11:31 am

well, capitalism is a beast. but what if it’s not in the hand or forehead? is that an “oh… SO close”?
but i was scared, and still am. animal noises are creepy and scary. and that guy looked like Sabretooth, from X-men.

Thought: what if this commercial had been all silly music? how would that change the emotional response?

oh, and… Apple already does this. you can buy stuff all the time with your iPhone. it’s in your palm.

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posted January 18, 2011 at 11:34 am

I don’t want to sound like a dumb-ass, but everyone who has a smart phone already has the technology in place for this to happen. Still not giving up my phone, though!

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Adam Whitley

posted January 18, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Did you see this guys other videos?!!??

I’m watching him explain how Rihanna was demonically raped and splashed with chrome seminal fluid by the Rain Man.



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    posted January 18, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    You almost got me. I almost clicked on that link and gave hours of my day away, watching his videos and being annoyed. I know can’t click, though, because I am not strong enough to watch and ridicule just one video.

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Charlie's Church of Christ

posted January 18, 2011 at 1:50 pm

clever commercial.

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posted January 18, 2011 at 8:39 pm

I can’t wait to shop like that!

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    posted January 19, 2011 at 11:32 am

    that’s what I was thinking

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posted January 19, 2011 at 9:09 am

I actually remember when that commercial (without the intro/outro stuff of course) came on. I remember thinking at some point about that commercial saying someone will say this is the Mark of the Beast.

We have UPC codes, RFID chips, Tattoos, Biodata Chips, H1N1 Vacine (Radium), Cash and of even The Star of David…and just throwing this out there, haven’t seen it but I am sure someone will eventually say it if they haven’t already…the iPhone (which is held in the hand and at the head) and bears the mark of the first sin. Just wait till iPhone 6 comes out!

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posted January 19, 2011 at 10:35 am

oh crap, I just got an Ipod Touch- does that count?

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