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‘Satan Hates You’ – The Movie!

(Use discretion watching the above trailer… )

According to the New York Times…


Satan Hates You is “best appreciated drunk or otherwise impaired…”

NYT goes on to say that… “Satan Hates You” is the kind of horror movie that appears to have been shot in someone’s basement using a box of old Halloween costumes. Yet another project nurtured to fruition by the prolific producer and industry multi-hyphenate Larry Fessenden, this grubby dive into drugs, murder, paganism and promiscuity will need more than a cast stuffed with fanboy favorites to hold audiences in their seats.


Inspired (so the press notes inform us) by the cheap Christian propaganda films of the ’70s, this bizarre spoof follows two extreme sinners on their road to damnation. Marc (Don Wood) is a bisexual psychopath whose unfortunate dates on one-night stands wind up in the Dumpster outside his bedroom window. Wendy (Christine Spencer) is an under-age lush with an insatiable fondness for partying — usually in the men’s room at her local bar.

Read the rest of the review here…

Sounds like a real winner… I wonder if Satan likes it… :)

Thanks to JC (and no… not that JC) for sending this to me!

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posted December 16, 2010 at 10:13 pm

Cthulhu hates you more.

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    Larry Shallenberger

    posted December 17, 2010 at 6:10 am

    “Cthluhu” also nets more points in a game of Scrabble.

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      posted December 17, 2010 at 9:22 am

      Proper nouns don’t count do they?

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posted December 16, 2010 at 10:13 pm

Was M. Night involved in this somehow? Is there a twist at the end? 😉

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Travis Mamone

posted December 17, 2010 at 8:02 am

I love B-grade movies, so I’m in!

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posted December 17, 2010 at 2:13 pm

“God Hates You” would be a great title for a movie about the life of Fred Phelphs

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Headless Unicorn Guy

posted December 20, 2010 at 12:55 pm

Is this a serious CHRISTIAN (TM) movie?

Or a parody?

I literally cannot tell.

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