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PROPHETIC TRAINING SEMINAR: Learn how to sing in tongues!

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posted December 29, 2010 at 12:11 pm

This is just what i needed today! Now i can impress the head pastor

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posted December 29, 2010 at 12:31 pm

I guess I need to speak in tongues so I can express the right words to a person that has offended me or I don’t necessarily like? So does that mean God speaks through individuals to reconcile relationships with other people? I mean if I am a follower of Christ I don’t need a prophetic word to ask for forgiveness. Kinda seems like they are mis-using the importance of the Holy Spirit. The spirit of God within me compels me to forgive as Christ did. Anywho, I don’t like that the young lady said she didn’t understand it completely but something to the tune of resting. I am pretty sure that when God speaks you understand especially if tongues is being interpreted. Thoughts?

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Matthew Lyon

posted December 29, 2010 at 12:33 pm

sounds like she is singing a poorly articulated “kyrie elision”

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posted December 29, 2010 at 12:39 pm

Ew. Ew. Ew.

I couldn’t even watch all of it.

It was causing a trembling in my soul.

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Sean R Reid

posted December 29, 2010 at 12:49 pm

All I can say is, what the hell was that???

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Dean Atkinson

posted December 29, 2010 at 12:56 pm

So are u against singing and speaking in tongues? Or are you saying that you think that they misused it here? I haven’t got to watch but a minute of the video so I was curious.

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Tommy Altman

posted December 29, 2010 at 1:22 pm

What the F? That was the most disturbing thing I have seen in a looooonnngg time!

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posted December 29, 2010 at 1:29 pm

I figured this had to be Bethel Church in Redding, California.
Is that how Kim Walker learned?

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posted December 29, 2010 at 2:03 pm

Maybe she thinks TBN is going to do a knock off of American Idol

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posted December 29, 2010 at 2:47 pm

This is just…weird.

You can’t “learn” to speak in Tongues, you receive it as the Holy Ghost gives the utterance.

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posted December 29, 2010 at 4:21 pm

You, too can speak in tongues! Repeat rapidly:

(deep breath)

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    posted December 29, 2010 at 11:13 pm

    Haha. I come from a Pentecostal church and our joke about people who use the concept of speaking in tongues the wrong way usually ends with a utterance of “iboughtachevybutishouldofboughtahyundai”

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posted December 29, 2010 at 6:06 pm

disturbing, couldn’t make it through the whole clip. that is what we call peer pressure.

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Carole Turner

posted December 29, 2010 at 8:34 pm

I can’t even watch that for more then a minute!! Ugh!

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Scott Overpeck

posted December 29, 2010 at 9:18 pm

only watched a bit. pretty bizarre. the lady in the first 18 seconds sounds like she is saying “kill the nation” over and over again.

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posted December 29, 2010 at 10:52 pm

How about hetieyoutieheuntomybowtie!

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Charlie's Church of Christ

posted December 30, 2010 at 1:43 am

dude speaking in tongues is getting hipper.

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El Ben

posted December 30, 2010 at 2:48 pm

That’s Bethel School of Supernatural Worship. I was there. Yeah, I attended. Yeah, I sang. Sometimes I sang in tongues (Yeah, I believe that the gifts of the spirit mentioned in 1 Corinthians are still vibrant and active today. I also believe that there are a right and wrong way to use them.)

You should understand that these are closed sessions, they aren’t recorded. This is some random attendee’s video. They aren’t teaching people to go randomly do this on the street. This is taught (in context) to supplement your prayer life and is modeled after Paul’s “praying in the spirit and with the understanding and singing in the spirit and with understanding.”

It is VERY weird when you view it in this context, but I imagine Jesus teaching his disciples how to pray would’ve been a little awkward to look at too if you viewed it as a random youtube clip.

Just a thought. I mean, I understand the stuff about people being freaked out if they don’t believe in speaking/singing in tongues, I just wanted to offer some perspective from the other side of the “disturbing” comments.

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    Matthew Paul Turner

    posted December 30, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    I appreciate your perspective and thanks for being willing to share it man.

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    posted December 30, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    Not so sure that Jesus teaching his disciples to pray would have been very awkward. I think it went something like this: Jesus: “This, then, is how you should pray: “‘Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name, your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us today our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil one.’ (Matt. 6:9-13)

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