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Jesus’s Miracle of Bacon



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James

posted December 30, 2010 at 1:33 pm


Wow! I want that Bacon!



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Ben of BenandJacq

posted December 30, 2010 at 1:36 pm


Just when I think you couldn’t get any dumber. You go and do something like this.
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And totally redeem yourself.



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    Matthew Paul Turner

    posted December 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm


    Haha… bacon covers a multitude of sins… :)



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LRA

posted December 30, 2010 at 1:44 pm


But can Jesus make soy bacon taste like real bacon? Now, that would be a real miracle.

LOL!



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Juliane Kirk Turner

posted December 30, 2010 at 1:58 pm


“Bacon covers a multitude of sins”…. hilarious…. Wait… I don’t bacon is Kosher…. ha ha



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Rocco Capra

posted December 30, 2010 at 2:02 pm


“The Bacon for Messianic Jews”



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Scott Baker

posted December 30, 2010 at 2:05 pm


The deep theological truth here is that all meat in its fallen state is “not-bacon.” But when Jesus comes and cures it, it is whole. It is bacon.



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Jake

posted December 30, 2010 at 2:43 pm


Every time I hear the word “bacon” I think of Jim Gaffigan!!

I might not agree with all of his stand-up skits, but his bacon bit is funny.



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Joe Sewell

posted December 30, 2010 at 2:47 pm


If it were cured, shouldn’t it be oinking again?



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Charlie Chang

posted December 30, 2010 at 6:32 pm


If your bacon loses it’s saltiness, how can it be made crisp again?

nicodemusatnite.blogspot.com



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Noelle

posted December 30, 2010 at 7:10 pm


Bacon and sex on the same day? Awesome!

Why is sex getting more comments?



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    Matthew Lyon

    posted December 30, 2010 at 8:50 pm


    I know, right? I eat bacon out of wedlock all the time. on the front porch sometimes too!



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    Matt Tibbles

    posted December 30, 2010 at 9:50 pm


    You finish sex off with bacon. It is the new cigarette.



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      noelle

      posted December 31, 2010 at 7:59 am


      If I were promised bacon after sex, wow. Don’t tell the husband.



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