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Jesus Needs New PR

Apocolypse Guru Rev. Tapley Offers You An Anti-Abortion Christmas Present!

Found at Dangerous Minds.

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Carrie Young

posted December 28, 2010 at 7:42 pm

Every Spring our school has a talent show. I’m seriously considering learning this so I can be a part of it. Hmmm….wonder if I’ll win first prize?

Ugh….that was A.W.F.U.L.!!!!

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Cynde Knutson

posted December 28, 2010 at 7:52 pm

Uh….. No just NO!!!

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posted December 28, 2010 at 8:02 pm

That was painful. It actually made me want to hear his prophecies instead.

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posted December 28, 2010 at 8:06 pm

is it wrong that I actually appreciated the Solo Break?

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posted December 28, 2010 at 11:14 pm

I can’t believe I listened to that. There’s 4 minutes and 19 seconds of my life I’ll never get back!

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posted December 28, 2010 at 11:46 pm

I only (barely) lasted 30 seconds.

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posted December 29, 2010 at 12:01 am

“Let our Father plan your family…” sounds like an advertisement for the Duggars.

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Matthew Lyon

posted December 29, 2010 at 12:28 am

best thing about birth control: i can “increase” and not multiply.

i’m not letting my father plan my family, he could barely plan his own.
seriously tho, i think he’s better at singing than reading the bible. his piano playing sucks.

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Charlie's Church of Christ

posted December 29, 2010 at 1:36 am

Mariah Carey could learn a thing or two from that vocal range!

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Kevin Reitz

posted December 29, 2010 at 8:19 am

His thought process.

1. Write down random ramblings.
2. Write or rip-off a catchy tune.
3. Force your random ramblings into said ‘catchy tune’, with little to no regard for whether the two actually fit.
4. Sit in front of a camera and record me singing it.
5. Post it on YouTube.

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posted December 29, 2010 at 10:35 am

I made it to 2:08 and I was compelled to stop. What’s hard to believe is that, after recording said piece, he actually watched it and thought, “That’s awesome. This is how I want the whole world to hear this message.” What’s even harder to believe is that nobody loves him enough to tell him to take it down…NOW!!!

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Scott Overpeck

posted December 29, 2010 at 11:01 am

I am beginning to think our friend eagle eye billy is a character. This has all been brilliant satire perpetrated by someone far more intelligent and witty than any one of us. I just can’t wait for him to tackle Pamela Anderson in the parking lot of the mall.

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posted December 31, 2010 at 11:37 am

I wonder if he realizes that the Magi in his nativity weren’t there and the pagan roots of his Christmas tree?

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El D.

posted January 2, 2011 at 3:17 am

When he disappeared at 2:28, I totally thought the rapture happened, and I was left behind watching bad youtube clips. Wheeew, imagine my relief when he returned after the piano solo:)

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