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THIS IS A MUST SEE: Put ‘Christ’ back in the Christmas race!

Did he win? Sort of misses the point if he lost…




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Jamie the Very Worst Missionary

posted November 17, 2010 at 12:12 pm

Well would you look at that…. Santa’s winning.

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    posted November 17, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    Santa wins every year.

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    posted November 18, 2010 at 12:57 am

    SANTA!!!!!!!!!! Santa’s coming! I know him.

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posted November 17, 2010 at 12:14 pm

I’m surprised he was actually entered into the Santa Race, assuming that’s what it is with all those Santa’s around.

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posted November 17, 2010 at 12:16 pm

Jesus has nice sneakers…. but I don’t remember the cross being strapped to his back like that…

One thumb down because of the lack of realism…. do better Jesus.

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posted November 17, 2010 at 12:17 pm

I didn’t know Jesus had running shoes. Or that he wore gloves. I’m gonna have to tell my church for the Easter play.

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Charlie's Church of Christ

posted November 17, 2010 at 12:31 pm

the shot wouldn’t be half as good were it not for the one guy looking over confused and amazed.

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gavin richardson

posted November 17, 2010 at 12:45 pm

so fake, He’s not even bleeding from the feet or wrists.. &:~D

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posted November 17, 2010 at 12:49 pm

I just donated a goat and it makes me so much happier than this picture!!!!!!!

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posted November 17, 2010 at 12:53 pm

The side “wound” also gets me, considering Jesus didn’t get that until after He died. So, the dead, crucified Jesus is running the race?

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    posted November 17, 2010 at 8:54 pm

    You must have forgotten that He rose again and still has the scars. (See John 20:24-29)

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posted November 17, 2010 at 2:11 pm

should be Mary with a baby in a jogging stroller

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posted November 17, 2010 at 2:18 pm

If he comes in first does that mean he really came in last?

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posted November 17, 2010 at 2:55 pm

I agree with Noelle….a pregnant Mary running the race might be more appropriate for the occasion…and really cool if running all those miles caused her to go into labor and she drops out the baby Jesus right there at the finish line!

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    posted November 17, 2010 at 7:07 pm

    That’s even better. Everyone knows crucifixion Jesus races bunnies

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posted November 17, 2010 at 4:09 pm

As the Stuff Christians like site would say – total Jesus juke.

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ed cyzewski

posted November 18, 2010 at 8:58 am

Totally unrealistic and inappropriate. I mean, Jesus has #288 strapped to his leg. He should have been 1/3. Also, if they had to stick his identifying number somewhere, it should be on the top of the cross. Duh! I wonder if they’re looking for consultants for this year’s race…

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Scott F

posted November 18, 2010 at 9:04 am

You can’t see them in this shot but there are three guys and a camel about two years back in the pack.

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posted November 19, 2010 at 11:42 am


posted December 13, 2010 at 12:04 pm

This looks like the perfect example of what Jon Acuff calls: the “Jesus Juke”.

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