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Share Jesus (Take Off Your Shirt)

If you can see past the nipple rings and the bruising (possibly from the tattoo–it’s a fresh one)…

AND you can read vertical… you can read all about the paycheck for sinning…


But wait… it doesn’t stop there…


Get your buddy to turn over (if he’s chilling on the beach or lying next to you in bed) AND then bounce on over to his other side…

AND you can see what God gives on birthdays!


Yeah… tattoos can be so handy… and quite versatile.

Share 35% of the Roman’s Road just by taking off your shirt…

Thank you to Blake for sending this picture to me…

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Sandy Sandmeyer

posted October 4, 2010 at 6:57 pm

Awesome tat! What a witness, because you have to ask him to stop so you can read both sides.

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posted October 4, 2010 at 7:05 pm

How did they get the type so perfectly straight? And how often is he gonna be walking around shirtless with his arm up in the air? But I have to say, it was clever to combine “death” and “life” so artistically. Niiiice.

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    posted October 4, 2010 at 10:43 pm

    ^ Shirtless + Arms in the air (like he just doesn’t care) = Christian Rave

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posted October 4, 2010 at 8:08 pm

I’ve never seen a tattoo in Helvetica before.

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Charlie's Church of Christ

posted October 4, 2010 at 9:34 pm

the nipple piercing sets it off!

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posted October 4, 2010 at 11:10 pm


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posted October 5, 2010 at 7:45 am


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posted October 5, 2010 at 8:51 am

I’m conflicted. I know I’m supposed to love the Bible, but I’m also supposed to hate anything that has to do with Dan Brown. Can someone help me?!

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    posted October 5, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    Well, you can take the designs out of the realm of Dan Brown by researching ambigrams. That’s what they’re called.

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      posted October 5, 2010 at 1:56 pm

      I’m aware. Thank you for a serious answer to a sarcastic comment though.

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        posted October 6, 2010 at 7:17 am

        Sarcasm has no place in Jesus’s public relations.

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posted October 5, 2010 at 3:43 pm

I’ve seen that exact text on a tract that someone gave me once….it was much easier to read, too. 😛

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