Yellow Teeth Jesus
Purple Rain Jesus

Three layers of meat, egg, and cheese Jesus (or Have it Your Way Jesus)

Shesus

Jesus/Devil
Florence & the Machine Jesus

Drunk Jesus standing next to woman dressed up as Diabetes
I'm Your Baby Tonight Jesus
Save Me From My Followers Jesus
Wait. Is that Donald Miller circa 2005?

(The real Donald Miller was not hurt during the writing of this blog post. I love Donald Miller. I love him–even though he blocked me on Twitter–I LOVE HIM! Seriously, I do.)

Wasted Jesus
Oops. That's not Jesus. That's one of the original members of Burlap to Cashmere. (Sorry for the confusion)
Don't Go Home with This Jesus
Little Person Jesus?
Jordin Sparks dressed up as Buddy Jesus
Love Me Love People Jesus
Sacred Heart + Qui-Gon Jinn from Star Wars Episode One Jesus

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

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