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Jesus Pictures of the Week (the ‘love people’ edition!

"So listen, I'm Jesus, and I'm like AWESOME. Honest to God, I'm the way, the truth, and the life! Seriously, no one gets to God unless they go through me. So... who wants to go with me to next year's Catalyst conference?" -Jesus

"Yeah, he definitely feels warm. Is he drinking fluids?" -Jesus

"You're name is Billy?! Really? Wow. Anybody ever tell you that you look like a Maria?" -Jesus

"Yeah, I know; the Bible says that I just LOVE going around searching for lost little lambs. But next time you leave the flock, I'll be pulling out the crockpot. Besides, you've got a blemish or two." -Jesus

"Oh, it's true. I really do love everybody. Even Native Americans. I just liked the Pilgrims a little more because they actually liked me back. By the way, did you know that your glands are swollen?" -Jesus

"It's so cute that your daddy thinks he has himself a little football player, but sadly, you're going to be a dancer, a really good dancer." -Jesus

"Oh, don't let the sparkles scare you. This is just what happens when I'm around white people." -Jesus

"So you want to follow me? That's awesome! Are you good with people? Do you mind taking long walks and listening to long lectures? How comfortable are you with being crucified upside down? Ha! I'm just kidding! But you are cool with pyramid schemes, right?" -Jesus

"Oh, that's it! I'm gonna kick your behind all the way to Afghanistan. You know very well what I said about sitting in lotus position." -Jesus



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sharideth

posted October 11, 2010 at 10:07 am


coffee just spewed out my nose and onto my keyboard at the “white people” one. thanks a lot MPT.



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Adam Whitley

posted October 11, 2010 at 10:12 am


“You know very well what I said about sitting in lotus position.”

Bravo.

//AW



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Beryl

posted October 11, 2010 at 10:12 am


I lost it over the crockpot crack.

Those aren’t blemishes! It’s just dirt! Look I’ll wipe it off! See?



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Rocco Capra

posted October 11, 2010 at 10:47 am


“lotus position” ROFLMAO!



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Tony C.

posted October 11, 2010 at 11:28 am


lol @ the really good dancer. :) every dad’s dream! as long as it’s hip hop dancing . . .



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Mark

posted October 11, 2010 at 12:22 pm


What a riot! These made my day.



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Joe Crenshaw

posted October 11, 2010 at 12:34 pm


Some of those are cool . . some are wack as usual.



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Grady

posted October 11, 2010 at 2:17 pm


‘lotus position’ FTW.



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Adam

posted October 11, 2010 at 3:54 pm


You’re name is Billy?! Really? Wow. Anybody ever tell you that you look like a Maria?” -Jesus

That by far was the most funnies thing..ever..

This was a great set of Jesus Pics.. Bravo



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Josh W

posted October 11, 2010 at 8:48 pm


Half of those were of Liam Neeson, I’m pretty sure.



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