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Church Sign of the Day (I bet your pastor can’t do this!)

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Mark

posted October 22, 2010 at 10:38 am


Because BIcycles are gay.



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Craig

posted October 22, 2010 at 10:46 am


“Look my pastor, doesn’t run up and down aisles, he rides a unicycle instead.”



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Nerd Critic

posted October 22, 2010 at 11:21 am


Why do I get the sneaking suspicion that Mark Driscoll thinks this is demonic?



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pb

posted October 22, 2010 at 11:46 am


The big question becomes how does the Unicycle get up on top of the pastor to ride him in the first place.



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    Don C.

    posted October 22, 2010 at 12:09 pm


    Bazinga!



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UUXn

posted October 23, 2010 at 8:22 am


We don’t have a unicycle riding a minister out my church, but there is a story about a former minister the once road a motorcycle into the sanctuary one Sunday during the worship service. (This was before I became a member) Can anybody top that! :}



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    UUXn

    posted October 23, 2010 at 8:23 am


    I really did proofread this but it is Saturday morning I have a headache and I’m tired.



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Marty

posted October 23, 2010 at 1:35 pm


I once attended a service where the pastor swallowed a live goldfish.



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    Matthew Paul Turner

    posted October 23, 2010 at 2:56 pm


    I may have been in that same service!



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    Jason Martin

    posted October 26, 2010 at 2:02 pm


    Welcome to 50% of youth groups in the 90′s.



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Talamasca

posted November 1, 2010 at 6:58 pm


I can’t get over the amount of gimickery these people will use to sell Jes.us



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