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‘The Kamp Life': A rap about the ills & thrills of being a Christian camp counselor

Found at Christian Nightmares.

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Meredith Dunn

posted September 9, 2010 at 11:09 am

Uh-mazing. And True. I wen to Kanakuk as a camper for 7 straight summers. I then trid my hand at being a counselor at Camp Ozark, in Arkansas. Turns out it’s not my calling.

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posted September 10, 2010 at 9:03 am

I was staff at a Kanakuk Kamp! That camp was not like the rest and is now not associated with Kanakuk…

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posted September 19, 2010 at 1:22 am

They “rapped” (and by that, I simply mean that they put an array of words in order sequentially and delivered them with a faux-urban inflection alongside an auto-tuned “ethnic” girl’s voice) over a sample of Drake’s “Forever,” which collaborated with Weezy, Eminem, and KanYe.

So, I’m thinking… maybe Drake’s original beat was all about the “kamp life,” and we just never knew it.

I want Weezy to be my “kamp kounselor.” The best part? If I’m feeling unwell while at camp (under the weather, and all that), Wayne’s got enough pharmaceuticals to bring Lazarus back from the dead–again.

It’s a miracle!

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posted October 7, 2010 at 3:14 pm

1) I HAD to watch this whole video to see if I knew anyone in it and
2) Now I have to go share this with all of my friends who have worked/still work there to see if they have ever seen this.
Thanks MPT

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