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Redneck Christianity?

What’s not normal about gutting a 41-pound fish and chatting about your sinful nature? :)

Found at Stuff Fundies Like.

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Phil

posted September 23, 2010 at 1:29 pm


Forget the fish. What isn’t normal about saying that the soul comes from men and passed into the female and semen and loins? LOL.



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    Darrell

    posted September 23, 2010 at 4:26 pm


    That was a very popular view in the Dark Ages before people actually knew what sperm was. They thought that semen was made up of little tiny people and that the woman was merely an empty vessel waiting to be filled.

    See also: Preformationism http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spermist_theory



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      Melody

      posted September 23, 2010 at 5:56 pm


      Ah, so *that* explains why they believe “every sperm is sacred!” Now I’m humming Monty Python. Thanks. 😀



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Charlie's Church of Christ

posted September 23, 2010 at 2:23 pm


man he had to dig all over the place to piece that answer together.



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Tim

posted September 23, 2010 at 2:45 pm


Wow!



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Dan smith

posted September 23, 2010 at 3:29 pm


That answer smelled a little… O nevermind



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Laura

posted September 23, 2010 at 5:10 pm


Redneck Christianity? But isn’t that redundant?



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Mr. Big

posted September 23, 2010 at 8:24 pm


I’ve gotta admit, I fell asleep watching this one.



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Elizabeth Esther

posted September 24, 2010 at 9:57 am


Michael Pearl may look like a harmless hick, but he’s also the one responsible for promoting systematic “child-training” that has led to the death of children. RIP Lydia Schatz.



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