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Church Men’s Retreat (a commercial)

Hilarious.

Found at American Jesus.

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Lurch Kimded

posted September 21, 2010 at 10:17 am


all we now is for someone to make one using the Downfall scene :)



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    Joel

    posted September 21, 2010 at 10:19 am


    Yes! The Downfall meme is excellent.



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    Arlen Strauch

    posted September 24, 2010 at 1:39 am


    I’m glad you enjoyed the video I made. I saw the idea somewhere on tangle.com and changed it a bit to suit our retreat. I have been trying to think of another commerical for Feb 2011 retreat. If I come up with anything you like I could change the end credits to fit your event. Check out the link above for another commerical… His peace, Arlen Strauch



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sharideth

posted September 21, 2010 at 10:18 am


okay. i’d totally go if i were a dude.



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Matt

posted September 21, 2010 at 10:28 am


Madness…?

THIS. IS. JESUSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!



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Dave Pettengill

posted September 21, 2010 at 10:44 am


That is great! Really funny I would want to go!



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Brent

posted September 21, 2010 at 10:50 am


WILL THERE BE GAMES? I WILL WIN ALL THE GAMES!



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Ken Summerlin

posted September 21, 2010 at 10:59 am


Brilliant! I haven’t been to a men’s retreat in a very long time but I think this would motivate me to try it, again.



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Phil

posted September 21, 2010 at 2:00 pm


Dear Lord



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Jamie the Very Worst Missionary

posted September 21, 2010 at 2:41 pm


That’s funny!

When we were in the states, we planned a guys only weekend retreat for our high school students. The theme was sex and sexuality. Our enthusiastic youth pastor got up to make announcements and said, “Hey guys, we want you to come on this retreat, but we know that guys don’t retreat – they assault. So we hope you’ll join us for a 3 day SEXUAL ASSAULT! And bring a friend.”

*crickets*

…yeah…we got more than a few calls from angry/concerned parents. it was bad.



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    Rocco

    posted September 21, 2010 at 4:38 pm


    That is funny.



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    J.J. Merrick

    posted September 23, 2010 at 7:05 am


    I went on a “Advance” since Men don’t Retreat…

    So it would have been a SEXUAL ADVANCE!!!

    lol too funny.



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Anna

posted September 21, 2010 at 3:47 pm


Similar idea, different execution: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FealL9xrEro



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    foregarts

    posted September 22, 2010 at 2:44 pm


    not funny…and a bit embarassing…new pr needed.



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