Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus Needs New PR

Smalltown Christianity…

I don’t get it…

Comments read comments(19)
post a comment
Mark Thomas

posted August 5, 2010 at 11:04 am

Now I’m craving Jesus AND chicken! Man, I miss living in a small town.

report abuse


posted August 5, 2010 at 11:04 am

I might have to be shocked if that sign is not in my homeland, the South.

report abuse

Ken Mabry

posted August 5, 2010 at 11:11 am

In our town you can have both. Just wait till church is over then head out to KFC. Or forget the 18 mile drive and pop in to the Dairy Queen for some Uncle Roys Fried chicken and tater wedges. A Godly meal.

report abuse

Ed Cyzewski

posted August 5, 2010 at 11:15 am

I’m sure it made a lot of sense to whoever made the sign… My guess is that it’s a reference to the Christian love of Chick-fil-a. Just a hunch.

report abuse

Eva F.

posted August 5, 2010 at 11:17 am

Did I miss something? Is there a chicken that we are supposed to be thinking about? :)

report abuse


posted August 5, 2010 at 11:21 am

I think this will do the opposite of what is expected. I, for one, am now more curious about the chicken then Jesus!

report abuse


posted August 5, 2010 at 11:38 am

This Must be there way of reaching the African American community

report abuse


posted August 5, 2010 at 11:58 am

Uhh… I got nothin’.

report abuse

Robert Faith

posted August 5, 2010 at 1:12 pm

In response to what Jeremy Commented on: “This Must be there way of reaching the African American community”

I have to say that is not Christlike to say that, for you just to put a sterotype on that comment. You might have been trying to be funny, but that is one way not to be funny. I honestly am tired of the Color Labels, white, black, green, yellow. We are all the same, we all have hands and feet. We all are in the image of God. I know that some of the stuff on Turner’s site can be funny, but remeber what he is trying to show us. Read his books, understand what the meaning is about posting these articles. He is showing us how we as christians are so focused on saving the lost, when in reality we need to be focused on just loving people who are not christians. Become a friend to a homosexual, dont preach to him, but love him. Let the holy spirit do the work. Now that is what I call Christ Like. “LOVE ONE ANOTHER”

report abuse


posted August 5, 2010 at 1:29 pm

Well now all I can do is think about the damn chicken. Fail.

report abuse


posted August 5, 2010 at 2:47 pm

Is Chicken some local false prophet perhaps?

report abuse


posted August 5, 2010 at 3:00 pm

uuh..maybe Colonel Sanders was coming back to take all that were his. For Lo, and Behold, he comes like a thief in the night…*insert music from “a thief in the night”*

report abuse


posted August 5, 2010 at 4:37 pm

I just returned from a one month road trip…there were so many strange signs about Jesus, now I wish I had taken pictures!

report abuse

Jonathan Chang

posted August 6, 2010 at 5:56 am

Do you think there was the 13th disciple that must have been left out and his version was that Jesus fed the 5,000 with 2 chickens and five loaves?

report abuse


posted August 6, 2010 at 8:41 am

I’ll bet that there’s a sign nearby that says a chicken shack is coming soon to this location.

Or maybe they’re just nuts.

report abuse


posted August 6, 2010 at 2:37 pm

Could have something to do with that World of Warcraft Leroy Jenkins bit:

“At least I have chicken.”

report abuse


posted August 6, 2010 at 6:12 pm

guess i’d better get to KFC before jesus comes. he’ll probably be hungry after the trip.

report abuse

Pingback: Tweets that mention Smalltown Christianity… | Jesus Needs New PR --

Post a Comment

By submitting these comments, I agree to the terms of service, rules of conduct and privacy policy (the "agreements"). I understand and agree that any content I post is licensed to and may be used by in accordance with the agreements.

Previous Posts

Hummels quer deixar o Borussia; e Juve mira contratação de Isco
Hummels na mira de Manchester e Liverpool O jornal alemão "Bild" adianta que o zagueiro Mats Hummels não pretende renovar o seu contrato com o Borussia Dortmund e que irá pedir para ser venido no final da temporada.Segundo a imprensa ...

posted 12:24:00pm Nov. 26, 2015 | read full post »

Arsenal quer reforçar ataque, e meio-campo argentino pensa em deixar o PSG
Arsenal pensa novamente em Icardi Segundo o jornal inglês 'The Independent', o Arsenal estão se alinhando para apresentar uma proposta em janeiro para o atacante da Inter de Milão, Mauro Icardi .O jogador de 22 anos de idade teve umas ...

posted 8:32:00pm Nov. 24, 2015 | read full post »

Van Gaal confirma interesse em Ronaldo
O técnico do Manchester United, Louis van Gaal, deu uma indicação mais clara sobre o interesse do clube inglês em trazer Cristiano Ronaldo de volta a Premier League na próxima temporada.Ronaldo deixou o clube para o Real Madrid em 2009, por ...

posted 1:13:00pm Nov. 22, 2015 | read full post »

Chelsea mira mais dois nomes
José Mourinho quer contratar Wesley Sneijder do Galatasaray durante a janela de transferência do mês de janeiro, segundo relata o jornal turco "Fanatik".O treinador português quer reforçar o meio-campo do Chelsea numa tentativa de dar a ...

posted 6:56:00pm Nov. 18, 2015 | read full post »

Inter estuda contratação de Hazard
O jornal 'The Mirror' afirma que a Inter está de olho na contratação da estrela do Chelsea, Eden Hazard , que também é procurado pela Juventus, Real Madrid e PSG.Segundo a edição de hoje do jornal inglês, Roberto Mancini tem acompanhado ...

posted 3:08:00pm Nov. 16, 2015 | read full post »


Report as Inappropriate

You are reporting this content because it violates the Terms of Service.

All reported content is logged for investigation.