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Smalltown Christianity…

I don’t get it…

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Mark Thomas

posted August 5, 2010 at 11:04 am

Now I’m craving Jesus AND chicken! Man, I miss living in a small town.

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posted August 5, 2010 at 11:04 am

I might have to be shocked if that sign is not in my homeland, the South.

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Ken Mabry

posted August 5, 2010 at 11:11 am

In our town you can have both. Just wait till church is over then head out to KFC. Or forget the 18 mile drive and pop in to the Dairy Queen for some Uncle Roys Fried chicken and tater wedges. A Godly meal.

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Ed Cyzewski

posted August 5, 2010 at 11:15 am

I’m sure it made a lot of sense to whoever made the sign… My guess is that it’s a reference to the Christian love of Chick-fil-a. Just a hunch.

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Eva F.

posted August 5, 2010 at 11:17 am

Did I miss something? Is there a chicken that we are supposed to be thinking about? :)

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posted August 5, 2010 at 11:21 am

I think this will do the opposite of what is expected. I, for one, am now more curious about the chicken then Jesus!

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posted August 5, 2010 at 11:38 am

This Must be there way of reaching the African American community

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posted August 5, 2010 at 11:58 am

Uhh… I got nothin’.

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Robert Faith

posted August 5, 2010 at 1:12 pm

In response to what Jeremy Commented on: “This Must be there way of reaching the African American community”

I have to say that is not Christlike to say that, for you just to put a sterotype on that comment. You might have been trying to be funny, but that is one way not to be funny. I honestly am tired of the Color Labels, white, black, green, yellow. We are all the same, we all have hands and feet. We all are in the image of God. I know that some of the stuff on Turner’s site can be funny, but remeber what he is trying to show us. Read his books, understand what the meaning is about posting these articles. He is showing us how we as christians are so focused on saving the lost, when in reality we need to be focused on just loving people who are not christians. Become a friend to a homosexual, dont preach to him, but love him. Let the holy spirit do the work. Now that is what I call Christ Like. “LOVE ONE ANOTHER”

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posted August 5, 2010 at 1:29 pm

Well now all I can do is think about the damn chicken. Fail.

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posted August 5, 2010 at 2:47 pm

Is Chicken some local false prophet perhaps?

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posted August 5, 2010 at 3:00 pm

uuh..maybe Colonel Sanders was coming back to take all that were his. For Lo, and Behold, he comes like a thief in the night…*insert music from “a thief in the night”*

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posted August 5, 2010 at 4:37 pm

I just returned from a one month road trip…there were so many strange signs about Jesus, now I wish I had taken pictures!

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Jonathan Chang

posted August 6, 2010 at 5:56 am

Do you think there was the 13th disciple that must have been left out and his version was that Jesus fed the 5,000 with 2 chickens and five loaves?

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posted August 6, 2010 at 8:41 am

I’ll bet that there’s a sign nearby that says a chicken shack is coming soon to this location.

Or maybe they’re just nuts.

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posted August 6, 2010 at 2:37 pm

Could have something to do with that World of Warcraft Leroy Jenkins bit:

“At least I have chicken.”

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posted August 6, 2010 at 6:12 pm

guess i’d better get to KFC before jesus comes. he’ll probably be hungry after the trip.

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