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Evangelizing at the pump! Now, you can get gas and God.

Wait a minute. Green? Yellow?

Is this a BP station?!

Found at Christian Nightmares.



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Doug Metcalfe

posted August 11, 2010 at 1:51 pm


And they will know us for our Love for one another…hmmm not feeling much lovefrom the station owner…



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Amy Courts

posted August 11, 2010 at 1:55 pm


Wow. And it’s just so full of unconditional love and compassion. Like a comforting hug from a …porcupine.



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sharideth

posted August 11, 2010 at 2:16 pm


do i have to leave if it’s just the gas pump programmer i don’t like?



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Jesse

posted August 11, 2010 at 2:25 pm


I’ve tried, but they just keep extraditing me.



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Charlie's Church of Christ

posted August 11, 2010 at 3:03 pm


have there always been Christians this obnoxious throughout history?



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    Ken

    posted August 11, 2010 at 6:30 pm


    ummmm….have you read anything at all about history? Just playing man…but yes they have



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Alliemw

posted August 11, 2010 at 6:35 pm


Not only is it unloving, and obnoxious, but it is untrue. The under god part of the Pledge was not added until 1954.



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Leanne

posted August 11, 2010 at 7:23 pm


I want to post a note on the pump:
“Freedom of Religion (which includes the right not to be religious): if you don’t like it, leave!”



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Mike

posted August 11, 2010 at 11:49 pm


The color scheme does sort of suggest BP.



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nazani14

posted August 15, 2010 at 2:23 pm


BP stands for Burning People, right?



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