Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus Needs New PR

Awesome church signs!

All but one of these pictures were taken by my friend Nate Drye.





Comments read comments(30)
post a comment
Nate Drye

posted August 21, 2010 at 1:37 pm

I have to admit, I had help from my sister and a friend or two…

report abuse


posted August 21, 2010 at 1:42 pm

My favourite is…”God’s last name isn’t dammit”
Good to know!
These were funny and cheesy and embarassing…

report abuse


posted August 21, 2010 at 1:43 pm

Saw a local sign the other day that said, “Gossip runs down more people than cars.”

I’m not even sure exactly what that means.

report abuse


posted August 21, 2010 at 1:51 pm

I like the sub-text on the last sign, “Dale Earnhardt Blvd.”
You gotta love the Bible-belt!

report abuse


    posted August 21, 2010 at 8:24 pm

    I thought that was the one thing wrong with the picture, that and the ultra-holy-biblical Pastor name of David Jacobs!

    report abuse

Rachel Perry

posted August 21, 2010 at 2:01 pm

At a church down the street. “Lost? Use GPS. God’s Plan of Salvation.”

report abuse


posted August 21, 2010 at 2:05 pm

I actually made it all the way through this summer without seeing a “son/sun” pun on a church sign. Until today. Thanks.

report abuse


posted August 21, 2010 at 2:07 pm

The second one just sounds like a really mean “call to worship.”

report abuse

Travis Mamone

posted August 21, 2010 at 2:12 pm

Is there really a Dale Earnhardt Boulevard?

report abuse

    Nate Drye

    posted August 21, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    Sure is. In Kannapolis, NC. I used to live off of that road.

    report abuse

Rachel H. Evans

posted August 21, 2010 at 2:15 pm

“Clown Led Worship” definitely takes the cake.

report abuse


    posted August 22, 2010 at 4:10 am

    Couldn’t agree more. I had a pretty good belly laugh at that. :)

    report abuse


posted August 21, 2010 at 2:58 pm

Worship 9:30 – Annoying Habits.

Church humour doesn’t get much better than that. :)

report abuse

daryl brewton

posted August 21, 2010 at 3:06 pm

Yea for Nate! Featured on Jesus’ PR site! Love it!

report abuse


posted August 21, 2010 at 4:40 pm

Saw some the other week:
“Come inside for free Faith Lift”
“Hell has no fire escape” (Someone really needs to call the fire marshals on that one)

report abuse

Joe Crenshaw

posted August 21, 2010 at 4:42 pm

There are a couple of churches near me that do those style signs. Need to take a pic and send you some of their wittier ones.

My favorite was, “There is no contingency plan for hell.”

report abuse

Emily M.

posted August 21, 2010 at 7:01 pm

Anybody else notice the typo?

report abuse


posted August 21, 2010 at 7:26 pm

The funniest church sign I have ever seen was so because two of the letters had fallen off. The original message was supposed to say, “We are praying for you”. Instead, the sign said, “We are praying F you”.

report abuse


posted August 21, 2010 at 7:59 pm

My fav church sign?

“Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.”

report abuse


posted August 21, 2010 at 8:19 pm

The fridge one is kinda sweet. I mean, it’s not awful.

report abuse


posted August 21, 2010 at 8:37 pm

My Mother lives around the corner from Marley Park Church of the Nazarene. They have pretty consistently fantastic cheesy church signs.

report abuse

    Nate Drye

    posted August 24, 2010 at 7:05 am

    They recently changed their name, and that also came with fewer sign changes : (

    report abuse


posted August 21, 2010 at 10:16 pm

This makes me miss the Crummy Church Signs blog. Always hilarious.

Are those two upside-down L’s used in place of T’s in the third one? Ha!

report abuse


posted August 22, 2010 at 9:53 am

To me, that “clown-led worship” sign would be more of a warning than an invitation.

And would those be actual clowns in full make-up or is this sign a cheap shot at the pastor?

report abuse

Becky Castle Miller

posted August 23, 2010 at 12:36 pm

The Anne Rice one made me tear up a little bit. Wish more churches had done that.

report abuse


posted August 23, 2010 at 8:08 pm

ha the son block one is kind of clever, lol.

report abuse

Post a Comment

By submitting these comments, I agree to the terms of service, rules of conduct and privacy policy (the "agreements"). I understand and agree that any content I post is licensed to and may be used by in accordance with the agreements.

Previous Posts

Real quer Morata de volta
O Real Madrid vai acionar a cláusula de recompra no valor de 32 milhões de euros de Álvaro Morata junto a Juventus, que em junho de 2014 pagou 20 milhões de euros pelo atacante formado nas categorias de base do clube merengue, de acordo com ...

posted 5:46:00am Feb. 05, 2016 | read full post »

Jiangsu Suning confirma Alex Teixeira por 218 milhões
O Jiangsu Suning anunciou nesta sexta-feira a contratação do meia-atacante brasileiro Alex Teixeira por 50 milhões de euros (cerca de R$ 218 milhões), o valor mais alto de sempre pago por um clube da China.Alex Teixeira chega à equipe de ...

posted 5:32:00am Feb. 05, 2016 | read full post »

Falcao pode parar na China; Liverpool quase levou Icardi
O Chelsea ainda tenta negociar o atacante Radamel Falcao nessa temporada - apesar da janela ter fechado ontem.O jornal 'Telegraph' revela que o atacante colombiano esteve na Espanha , ontem, em uma tentativa de se reunir com o ex-clube, ...

posted 5:32:00pm Feb. 03, 2016 | read full post »

Janela europeia de encerra hoje. Veja as últimas noticias!
United se aproxima de jovem promessa do BenficaO Manchester United está em negociações avançadas com o Benfica para a contratação do meia-atacante Renato Sanches .Os Reds ainda estão para realizar sua primeira contratação na janela de ...

posted 7:54:00pm Jan. 31, 2016 | read full post »

United e Inter disputam contratação de Banega
A Inter de Milão pretende contratar o argentino Ever Banega, cujo contrato com o Sevilla termina em junho desse ano. O meio-campo ainda não renovou com a equipe espanhola, o que lhe dá a liberdade para assinar um pré-contrato com qualquer ...

posted 8:13:00am Jan. 27, 2016 | read full post »


Report as Inappropriate

You are reporting this content because it violates the Terms of Service.

All reported content is logged for investigation.