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Awesome church signs!

All but one of these pictures were taken by my friend Nate Drye.



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Nate Drye

posted August 21, 2010 at 1:37 pm


I have to admit, I had help from my sister and a friend or two…



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Tanya

posted August 21, 2010 at 1:42 pm


My favourite is…”God’s last name isn’t dammit”
Good to know!
These were funny and cheesy and embarassing…



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Joshua

posted August 21, 2010 at 1:43 pm


Saw a local sign the other day that said, “Gossip runs down more people than cars.”

I’m not even sure exactly what that means.



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Collier

posted August 21, 2010 at 1:51 pm


I like the sub-text on the last sign, “Dale Earnhardt Blvd.”
You gotta love the Bible-belt!



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    Jared

    posted August 21, 2010 at 8:24 pm


    I thought that was the one thing wrong with the picture, that and the ultra-holy-biblical Pastor name of David Jacobs!



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Rachel Perry

posted August 21, 2010 at 2:01 pm


At a church down the street. “Lost? Use GPS. God’s Plan of Salvation.”



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Jesse

posted August 21, 2010 at 2:05 pm


I actually made it all the way through this summer without seeing a “son/sun” pun on a church sign. Until today. Thanks.



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Josh

posted August 21, 2010 at 2:07 pm


The second one just sounds like a really mean “call to worship.”



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Travis Mamone

posted August 21, 2010 at 2:12 pm


Is there really a Dale Earnhardt Boulevard?



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    Nate Drye

    posted August 21, 2010 at 5:47 pm


    Sure is. In Kannapolis, NC. I used to live off of that road.



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Rachel H. Evans

posted August 21, 2010 at 2:15 pm


“Clown Led Worship” definitely takes the cake.



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    Crystal

    posted August 22, 2010 at 4:10 am


    Couldn’t agree more. I had a pretty good belly laugh at that. :)



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Connor

posted August 21, 2010 at 2:58 pm


Worship 9:30 – Annoying Habits.

Church humour doesn’t get much better than that. :)



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daryl brewton

posted August 21, 2010 at 3:06 pm


Yea for Nate! Featured on Jesus’ PR site! Love it!



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Josh

posted August 21, 2010 at 4:40 pm


Saw some the other week:
“Come inside for free Faith Lift”
“Hell has no fire escape” (Someone really needs to call the fire marshals on that one)



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Joe Crenshaw

posted August 21, 2010 at 4:42 pm


There are a couple of churches near me that do those style signs. Need to take a pic and send you some of their wittier ones.

My favorite was, “There is no contingency plan for hell.”



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Emily M.

posted August 21, 2010 at 7:01 pm


Anybody else notice the typo?



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Dallas

posted August 21, 2010 at 7:26 pm


The funniest church sign I have ever seen was so because two of the letters had fallen off. The original message was supposed to say, “We are praying for you”. Instead, the sign said, “We are praying F you”.



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Mark

posted August 21, 2010 at 7:59 pm


My fav church sign?

“Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.”



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Ian

posted August 21, 2010 at 8:19 pm


The fridge one is kinda sweet. I mean, it’s not awful.



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Maria

posted August 21, 2010 at 8:37 pm


My Mother lives around the corner from Marley Park Church of the Nazarene. They have pretty consistently fantastic cheesy church signs.



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    Nate Drye

    posted August 24, 2010 at 7:05 am


    They recently changed their name, and that also came with fewer sign changes : (



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jeremiah

posted August 21, 2010 at 10:16 pm


This makes me miss the Crummy Church Signs blog. Always hilarious.

Are those two upside-down L’s used in place of T’s in the third one? Ha!



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Lorrie

posted August 22, 2010 at 9:53 am


To me, that “clown-led worship” sign would be more of a warning than an invitation.

And would those be actual clowns in full make-up or is this sign a cheap shot at the pastor?



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Becky Castle Miller

posted August 23, 2010 at 12:36 pm


The Anne Rice one made me tear up a little bit. Wish more churches had done that.



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Moe

posted August 23, 2010 at 8:08 pm


ha the son block one is kind of clever, lol.



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