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Jesus Needs New PR

A finger-lickin’ good Jesus picture of the day!

Caption anybody?

Thanks Heather.

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posted August 16, 2010 at 2:31 pm

What would Jesus eat?
Chicken, it’s not just for mortals.
The way to heaven is lined with a 3 piece and a biscuit.

I will stop now.

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Sonny Lemmons

posted August 16, 2010 at 2:32 pm


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Todd Ruth

posted August 16, 2010 at 2:33 pm

If I would have had this guy back in the day, we could have had more than just fish to feed all those people.

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posted August 16, 2010 at 2:42 pm

only in vegas.
Christ! That chicken is good.

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posted August 16, 2010 at 2:45 pm

He looks so American – more than the colonel wannabe. Maybe he is ad person for Mel’s? I think he was a Statue of Liberty a few weeks ago.

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posted August 16, 2010 at 3:04 pm

Come to Me all ye who are weary and heavy laden and I will give you extra-crispy?

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posted August 16, 2010 at 3:15 pm

Forget chicken. Jesus Christ is coming.

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    posted August 17, 2010 at 8:55 am

    comment win. see what she did there?

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      posted August 17, 2010 at 5:31 pm

      You might just be my new best friend. I was all worried that no one else would remember that post, and instead of looking like an awesome chick with a razor-sharp memory, I’d just look like a dumbass with a stupid caption.

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Brad Palmore

posted August 16, 2010 at 3:22 pm

Deep frying… it’s not just for sinners any more.

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Katie M

posted August 16, 2010 at 3:25 pm

I think this documentary will answer the question as to why Jesus would choose to hang with the Colonel:

It’s straight up crazy-nuts! : )

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Charlie's Church of Christ

posted August 16, 2010 at 4:26 pm

Just after their whirlwind Vegas wedding!

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Matt Kelley

posted August 16, 2010 at 5:02 pm

the entire state of Kentucky (excuse me, “commonwealth”) just had a simultaneous orgasm

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posted August 16, 2010 at 5:18 pm

The Last Temptation of Christ

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posted August 16, 2010 at 6:32 pm

Jesus: No thanks. I’m a vegan.

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posted August 16, 2010 at 8:39 pm

Your Jesus pics always make me smile. People’s responses are hilarious. :)

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posted August 16, 2010 at 10:01 pm

I just know my finger is gonna taste finger lickin’ good when I pull it out his ass

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posted August 17, 2010 at 6:40 am

Thanks to my omniscience, we’ve known about your 11 “secret spices” and have been making delicious chicken up in heaven for years! So suck it, Colonel!!!

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    posted August 17, 2010 at 11:17 am

    we do Christian right!

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posted August 28, 2010 at 8:04 am

The colonel now fries his chicken in holy oil provided by Jesus!

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