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Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus Needs New PR

Chew your way to a pure & holy life!

But either way, life is sticky.

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Jen Ochej

posted July 1, 2010 at 1:11 pm


My jaw literally dropped. WOW.



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    Jen Ochej

    posted July 1, 2010 at 1:13 pm


    Chuckling now after the initial shock wore off and I read the “Fake” tag. :)

    I’ve heard the word “gullible” is written on the ceiling around here somewhere, but I can’t seem to find it…



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      DYMongoose

      posted July 1, 2010 at 3:41 pm


      I’m so glad you mentioned that. I completely missed that tag and was dumbstruck.



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        DYMongoose

        posted July 1, 2010 at 3:42 pm


        or should that be “dumbstricken”? I think I just grammar nazi’d myself.



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Dan

posted July 1, 2010 at 1:13 pm


Their slogan: “Blow this wad instead!”



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Josh

posted July 1, 2010 at 1:20 pm


um. wow.



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Larry Barnes

posted July 1, 2010 at 1:22 pm


We actually wrote the word gullible on the ceiling at work. It’s been quite funny.



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Jesse

posted July 1, 2010 at 2:37 pm


It only lasts 6 hours. Who does it more than every six hours? ( Don’t answer.)



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    Matthew Paul Turner

    posted July 1, 2010 at 2:41 pm


    ***crickets chirping***



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chad markley

posted July 1, 2010 at 4:20 pm


I could have used a case a month of this gum from 7th – 12th grade.

Just being honest.



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    Matthew Paul Turner

    posted July 1, 2010 at 5:02 pm


    Can we get an idea of what you’d currently need to order, Mark? You know, while you’re feeling all honest and everything.

    :)

    You are awesome, btw.



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      Stephen

      posted July 2, 2010 at 7:23 am


      Don’t hold your breath. Evangelicals can only be honest about things that happened in their past. Hasn’t your publisher told you that?



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      Chad markley

      posted July 2, 2010 at 8:59 pm


      Well since you are calling me Mark now!

      I’d order an ice pack that would fit on my prostate being I’m an old guy now!

      Love ya Matty!



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Josh

posted July 2, 2010 at 8:58 am


Too bad this isn’t real. If it was real, I would write them and try to get some free samples to hand out at youth events.



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Tymn

posted July 8, 2010 at 12:47 pm


The only thing better would be an anti-masturbatory cream.



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