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Can you guess which two famous ‘Sisters in Christ’ went camping together?

Aw, it’s Sarah and Kate, that’s who!

Can you imagine these two in a tent together, just shooting the breeze about their reality shows, Jesus, their favorite Bible verses, and spending some time in prayer for Jon and Levi. And then I bet they went hunting.

And since they were in Alaska, I’m sure Kate was shivering. But Sarah was there to keep her warm.

Sarah and Kate sittin’ beneath a tree

P.R.A.Y.I.N.G.

First comes God, then come the kids

And then, oh my gosh, look what Bristol did…

Here’s the full (and real) story!

So… which one of these fine professional women of God would you want to go camping with?



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KatR

posted July 25, 2010 at 5:56 pm


I think I’d rather shove a hot fork in my eye.



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Rob

posted July 25, 2010 at 6:12 pm


I bet they could see heaven from their doorstep, or would it be hell? Either way, these 2 know what is going on…



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Phil

posted July 25, 2010 at 6:18 pm


I have no idea who Kate is, so I’ll say Kate..plus she’s a blonde, maybe I could get away with cracking blonde jokes the whole weekend and she wouldn’t have a clue what I was talking about.



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Steve D

posted July 25, 2010 at 6:21 pm


For some reason I have a hard time imagining either of them camping (for real in a tent). Unless, of course, the camping outfits were bought for them by TLC for $150,000 a piece.



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sharideth

posted July 25, 2010 at 6:25 pm


please tell me this story ends in them both being eaten by polar bears.



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Daniel

posted July 25, 2010 at 7:40 pm


In a prefect world I vote for Sharideth’s idea, but if I’m forced to choose, I’d have to go with Tina Fay.



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Rick

posted July 25, 2010 at 7:49 pm


Do you ever make fun of liberals? If so, I never seem to catch those tweets.



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    Daniel

    posted July 25, 2010 at 8:42 pm


    I’m pretty sure it has zero to do with politics and a lot to do with the PR that Jesus gets from some people. I’m not sure though.



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Amy

posted July 25, 2010 at 9:41 pm


Snarky.



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DebbieInIllinois

posted July 26, 2010 at 8:00 am


I didn’t realize Kate was a Christian. I must not be up on my reality shows. Anyway I definitely CAN”T see her camping in a tent. She might break a nail or something. I definitely CAN see Sarah camping. I mean she’s a moose hunter from the wilds of Alaska.She’s camped many times.
And if I had to choose, I wouldn’t, because I don’t do tents.



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Allison Lynn

posted July 26, 2010 at 8:56 am


I’m clearly not awake yet today, because I thought this line in the news article said, “Sarah will even teach Kate how to avoid BARS!”

Bears – Bars – either way, pretty funny stuff :)



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Leanne

posted July 26, 2010 at 9:56 am


I am not a big fan of either, but I would want to camp with Sarah—she looks and acts like she knows more about the wilderness, plus I think I would like to try and understand her point of view, though her mix of Christianity and politics turns me off.



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Jeff Holton

posted July 29, 2010 at 12:33 pm


“So…which one of these fine professional women of God would you want to go camping with?”

BRISTOL!

Oh…crap…did I just type that out loud?



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