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WARNING LADIES: Sometimes God’s Word gropes its readers…

Guys might like this.

Sent in by Michael!

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C. E. Moore

posted June 8, 2010 at 1:26 pm

This picture has ALWAYS freaked me out.

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posted June 8, 2010 at 1:29 pm

Disturbing on many levels…

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Larry Shallenberger

posted June 8, 2010 at 1:38 pm

God’s Word doesn’t know that one of the stuff that Christians like is A-frame hugs.

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posted June 8, 2010 at 1:40 pm

This post is total Jon Acuff bait. That can’t possibly be the Word of God if its not giving side hugs.

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Jason Boyett

posted June 8, 2010 at 2:24 pm

That girl has a giant Bible.

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posted June 8, 2010 at 2:48 pm

That’s just creepy. Someone call Jon Acuff! This Bible needs a side hug intervention.

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posted June 8, 2010 at 3:17 pm

Clearly, judging based on size, she’s reading the ESV study Bible.

PS – Is there a sequel where the Word slaps me across the face while shouting “Wake up, you self-absorbed irrational fool!” Cause that happens to me more often than hugs. Unless it’s a “women’s event” in which case I’m most definitely receiving hugs from traditional “squishy” verses – AKA 1 Cor 13

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posted June 8, 2010 at 3:22 pm

So, the Word is tattooed on the Holy Ghost??

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posted June 8, 2010 at 3:33 pm

i was going to buy a body pillow, but now i am totally getting me one of these! i can hear the applause of single Christian girls all over the world.

tee hee… 😉

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posted June 8, 2010 at 4:26 pm

I find it interesting that “the Word of God” has what looks like “Billy Joel music” written on his forearm.

If this Billy Joel is inspired scripture, I am requesting Piano Man at my next worship service.

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