"Now, I'm also the nuclear energy of the world, which might help you convert Iran." -Jesus
"I am the energy-saving lightbulb for the world! And available at Walmart." -Jesus
"Oh, fixing lighthouses is easy. I'm tall, which helps." Jesus moonlighting
"Follow me; I'll take you to the gun show." Jesus standing next to a floating blue flower, flexing."Oh, excuse me, fellas. That one might smell a bit." -Jesus
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