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An iceberg didn’t sink the Titanic!?

This picture was seen at Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Texas… the church where comedian John Hagee is the pastor.

In all seriousness, what is Jesus doing in this picture?

Is he helping save the women and children?

Is he drowning people?

Is he just watching it all happen… “allowing” it?

What do you think Jesus is doing in the picture?



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@russkle

posted May 14, 2010 at 8:52 am


I’m King of the world!



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Rich Shipe

posted May 14, 2010 at 8:54 am


I guess he’s drawing the souls of those that know him to himself? But to complete the shot they should have had red souls going down, don’t you think? :)



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    Amanda

    posted May 20, 2010 at 10:20 am


    I think they do if you look really close.



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Amber

posted May 14, 2010 at 8:55 am


He looks like a vaccum cleaner…



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KatR

posted May 14, 2010 at 9:01 am


Where are Leo and Kate?



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Jonathan Charlie Chang

posted May 14, 2010 at 9:02 am


In all honestly, I think he’s only really trying to get some ice for his beer.

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    Matthew Paul Turner

    posted May 14, 2010 at 9:08 am


    Hilarious!



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Dan

posted May 14, 2010 at 9:04 am


He’s drawing men to himself “wearing this…wearing ONLY this.”



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    Jkatdiggity

    posted May 14, 2010 at 2:10 pm


    HAHAHA!Genius.



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    Ty

    posted May 15, 2010 at 10:09 pm


    Yes, that is true genius. I’m jealous I didn’t come up with it.



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Jacob Hammack

posted May 14, 2010 at 9:09 am


If you look closely, there are people dressed in white being drawn to the background image. Perhaps it’s the half-rapture of only the most fundamentalist of the elect.



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Kami

posted May 14, 2010 at 9:48 am


my favorite part is that you called john hagee a comedian… :)



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Carole

posted May 14, 2010 at 11:15 am


Why post something that brings these ridiculous comments about Christ????



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    Matthew Paul Turner

    posted May 14, 2010 at 11:20 am


    None of the commenters are being serious, Mom. :) It’s the painting that’s ridiculous, which is the point of most of the commenters.

    Love you. :)



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      KatR

      posted May 14, 2010 at 12:34 pm


      Aww, is that really your mom or are you joking around?



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Jamie the Very Worst Missionary

posted May 14, 2010 at 12:42 pm


Sometime I think I’m kinda weird and that I think about weird stuff. And then I see something like this. And I realize that I am completely normal, and that the weirdo is the one who thought of…. this. what. the. furk.



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Eric

posted May 14, 2010 at 2:35 pm


Raise the Titanic!



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kerrin

posted May 14, 2010 at 10:28 pm


Looking at his reflection in the water. The ship is in the way, of course.



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Kathryn

posted May 15, 2010 at 12:40 pm


He’s looking at the toy he just broke while his mom yells “This is why we can’t have nice things!”



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