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Yep, we’re back … and it appears someone had a different view

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Jeff Holton

posted May 3, 2010 at 3:41 pm

“And thus, having integrated the three martinis below, we see clearly that one plus zero equals…uh…some number or something. Whatever.”

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Jonny D

posted May 3, 2010 at 3:47 pm

. . . and the dividend from the application of Malkov’s constant multiplied by Pi, thus proves that 0 is greater than 1. See? Simple!

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Carl Holmes

posted May 3, 2010 at 3:48 pm

“Proof that once and for all, 3 martinis will do more damage to your brain the a beer bong!”

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Ann F-R

posted May 3, 2010 at 3:49 pm

“Who needs an eraser when I can use my …tush?”

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Eric Holmer

posted May 3, 2010 at 3:50 pm

“Therefore, you can see it is mathematically impossible for the Cubs to win the world series.”

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posted May 3, 2010 at 3:50 pm

And with one last stroke of the chalk, Frederick has finally figured out Emergent Theology.
Er, sort of.

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posted May 3, 2010 at 3:55 pm

…and Windows 7 was my idea!

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posted May 3, 2010 at 4:07 pm

Isn’t our table ready YET? this looks like the waiting area for the Tomato Street resturant in Spokane WA/

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posted May 3, 2010 at 4:08 pm

Oh so that’s how the Greek verbal system works! Now I get it!

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posted May 3, 2010 at 4:17 pm

Are you sure that isn’t Rob Bell’s Sermon notes?

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posted May 3, 2010 at 4:25 pm

I forgot to dot this i.

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posted May 3, 2010 at 4:30 pm

I hate PowerPoint!

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posted May 3, 2010 at 4:36 pm

I wonder about the N key talking to the popsicle. Any old popsicle will do or does it have to be a special one?

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Jason Dye

posted May 3, 2010 at 4:37 pm

Therefore, as you can plainly see, I have proved through intelligent design that Adam and Eve rode velociraptors on side-hug dates.

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posted May 3, 2010 at 4:40 pm

“OK, I admit there is a little hand-waving right here. I was going to put the whole proof over on the side but it was too narrow to contain it…”

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John W Frye

posted May 3, 2010 at 4:57 pm

“When the tenth toe of the beast meets the 7th horn after the 2.5 years of tribulation, not to be confused with the “great” tribulation, then the 4th trumpet will mix with the 3rd bowl and the anti-Christ will then ride the beast out of the sea…all this is based on sound biblical exegesis, mind you…”

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Jonathan Z

posted May 3, 2010 at 5:08 pm

Storyboarding the final episode of Lost.

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Michael W. Kruse

posted May 3, 2010 at 7:17 pm

The Goldman Sachs formula used for calculating the value of financial derivatives.

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posted May 3, 2010 at 8:04 pm

Dispensationalism 101

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Scot McKnight

posted May 3, 2010 at 8:11 pm

And that proves that the Song of Solomon doesn’t really mean what it seems to be saying!

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posted May 3, 2010 at 8:28 pm

Hope everyone was paying attention, as there will be a test tomorrow.

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Phil M

posted May 3, 2010 at 8:58 pm

“The US Political System – an introduction for foreigners”

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Bob Wenz

posted May 3, 2010 at 9:43 pm

Of course there’s chalk dust on my butt.

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John M.

posted May 3, 2010 at 10:07 pm

“And your homework for tomorrow is…”

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Mark Andrews

posted May 3, 2010 at 10:56 pm

In this long lost photo we see a young Rob Bell begining his proof that everything is indeed spiritual…

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posted May 4, 2010 at 6:54 am

“I am the Doodle King!”

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posted May 4, 2010 at 11:33 am

I’m sorry I can’t interpret all the writing on the wall, but this bit right here means …

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posted May 4, 2010 at 2:38 pm

Trying to figure out where I left my glasses.

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posted May 4, 2010 at 6:33 pm

The singularity where the Big Bang started was right about here.

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