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Scott Leonard

posted April 16, 2010 at 3:27 pm


“….And honestly, I still don’t know why I exist.”



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Richard

posted April 16, 2010 at 3:28 pm


Ben Witherington posted it with the caption “The Formula That Explains the Trinity”:
http://blog.beliefnet.com/bibleandculture/2010/04/the-formula-that-explains-the-trinity.html
I like it.



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RJS

posted April 16, 2010 at 3:29 pm


Exquisite?



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tim e

posted April 16, 2010 at 3:29 pm


beat this, rob bell!



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RJS

posted April 16, 2010 at 3:29 pm


Try this on a white board.



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Your Name

posted April 16, 2010 at 3:32 pm


PowerPoint be d—-d!



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John W Frye

posted April 16, 2010 at 3:44 pm


“Now, class, any questions?”



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Dave Moore

posted April 16, 2010 at 3:45 pm


Where’s Waldo?



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Dan

posted April 16, 2010 at 3:49 pm


“Don’t forget, there is a midterm next class.”



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MatthewS

posted April 16, 2010 at 3:52 pm


“It will be intuitively obvious to the casual observer that…”



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MatthewS

posted April 16, 2010 at 3:53 pm


“but I digress…”



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RJS

posted April 16, 2010 at 3:53 pm


For your homework – find the mistake and complete the derivation.



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MatthewS

posted April 16, 2010 at 3:55 pm


Meet Fred, the least popular substitute teacher in the district!



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Jeffrey Holton

posted April 16, 2010 at 3:57 pm


And thaaat…is how to boil water.



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MatthewS

posted April 16, 2010 at 3:57 pm


ok, one more and I quit…
“Well, that’s how RJS explained it to me!”



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TomC

posted April 16, 2010 at 4:00 pm


Ok, so much for “In the beginning.” Now we’re ready to move on to “God”…



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James

posted April 16, 2010 at 4:03 pm


And so, my theory on why the survivors of Oceanic 815 are still on the Island is… rrrriiiinnnggg …classed dismissed. See you Monday.



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Kris

posted April 16, 2010 at 4:03 pm


Can you please explain that one more time?



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Rick

posted April 16, 2010 at 4:03 pm


“Can anyone tell me why? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?”



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Andy

posted April 16, 2010 at 4:10 pm


And so the professor demonstrated to the class the emptiness of naturalism; not by complicated proofs, but by reaching the top of his chalk board with no ladder in sight.



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Scott F

posted April 16, 2010 at 4:10 pm


.. the rest is intuitively obvious



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Michael

posted April 16, 2010 at 4:12 pm


“Now with that brief introduction, let me hand out the syllabus for the class”



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Phillip

posted April 16, 2010 at 4:17 pm


And so Colonel Sanders’s recipe was no longer a secret.



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Ethan

posted April 16, 2010 at 4:27 pm


“And *that*, ladies and gentlemen, is how the female mind works.”



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Dan J

posted April 16, 2010 at 4:29 pm


So we can easily see that 13 angels can stand on the head of a pin. Any questions?



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Emily Hunter McGowin

posted April 16, 2010 at 4:33 pm


And, observing the last indecipherable stroke, a young Glenn Beck realized his life’s calling.



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Nate

posted April 16, 2010 at 4:40 pm


As he finished his morning lecture, Mr. Fantastic’s phone rang: it was Spider-Man!



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Kris

posted April 16, 2010 at 4:47 pm


And that, dear student, is the quick answer to your question.



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Larry

posted April 16, 2010 at 4:52 pm


Uh, Professor? Shouldn’t that be a minus sign in line 2?



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Mark Haley

posted April 16, 2010 at 4:59 pm


Iam terribly sorry but I just been told that I messed up on the second line so “Nevermined” Thank You Roseroseanna Danna.
utuz94



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Jay W

posted April 16, 2010 at 5:00 pm


See folks, I told you I could prove that there is a God.



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JB

posted April 16, 2010 at 5:08 pm


WHAT DID YOU LEARN IN SCHOOL TODAY?



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CMB

posted April 16, 2010 at 5:12 pm


And that, class, is the answer to the current economical crisis. Remember, you are the future!



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Matthew Montonini

posted April 16, 2010 at 5:23 pm


Ok class, let’s go over this one more time, from the beginning…



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Gary Feister

posted April 16, 2010 at 5:26 pm


“My wife called and asked me to pick up a few things from the grocery store on the way home, so we’ll dismiss early today…”



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Gary Feister

posted April 16, 2010 at 5:27 pm


And Rob Bell ends another sermon….



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kevin s.

posted April 16, 2010 at 5:29 pm


“Why so serious?”
“As you can see, the scriptures do not forbid homosexuality.”
“Where the hell is my ladder? Rufus, did you steal my ladder again? Rufus. Rufus, come back here! RUFUS!”
“Now tear out the first ten pages of your textbook.”
“What do you mean this is the least effective scene in the movie? Overwrought? I’ll show you overwrought!”
“Your name is mine!” (if you get this one, you win a prize)
“This is how to turn a cat into a silver spoon. I wouldn’t advise it, however.”
“U substitution explained”
“With that out of the way, let’s drink!”
“crap, I forgot a parenthesis in the upper left corner. Now I have to kill myself… I mean, that’s what you people want from me, right?”
“Yes, as it turns out, I am Jewish. Why do you ask?”



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Your Name

posted April 16, 2010 at 5:42 pm


“Is everyone done copying it down?”



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jeremy

posted April 16, 2010 at 5:50 pm


I don’t have a caption for the photo . . . not yet at least. I just want to say that as a huge fan of whiteboarding/brainstorming/mindmapping/tracing your thinking on a board, this is just beautiful. BE-ooooo-TI-ful.



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JW

posted April 16, 2010 at 6:09 pm


OK… who took the ladder?



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Nathan Creitz

posted April 16, 2010 at 6:18 pm


Go Go Gadget Arm!



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joe troyer

posted April 16, 2010 at 6:38 pm


and this concludes the “Everything is Spiritual” Tour. Nooma videos are available in the back.



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Sacred Frenzy

posted April 16, 2010 at 6:48 pm


“And that is how the Cubs will be able to get to the World Series.”



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roy buckland

posted April 16, 2010 at 6:59 pm


and the answer to this is what MrSmith..Mr Smith?



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Carl

posted April 16, 2010 at 7:35 pm


as you can see…social security will be broke by this time tomorrow



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Henry

posted April 16, 2010 at 7:43 pm


“And now I hope you can all see, by my relentless logic, why one must conclude that Adam was an historical person! Questions?”



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Tim

posted April 16, 2010 at 7:50 pm


And that, class, is how you make babies. Any questions?



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laughingman

posted April 16, 2010 at 8:47 pm


And then a miracle happens



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Carl Holmes

posted April 16, 2010 at 8:58 pm


“Anyone remember what I was talking about? Good, me neither.”



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Matt

posted April 16, 2010 at 9:11 pm


That’s why they call it the synoptic “problem.”



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Ann F-R

posted April 16, 2010 at 9:22 pm


Just kidding folks, we’ve been stringing you along with string theory!



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InsaneZamboni

posted April 16, 2010 at 9:27 pm


“…. but none of this will be on the exam.”



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Deets

posted April 16, 2010 at 11:13 pm


Crap! Did I forget to carry the 1 back there?



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Brad Boydston

posted April 17, 2010 at 12:54 am


Are there any other questions about how I discovered the Historical Jesus?



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Ray Ingles

posted April 17, 2010 at 8:09 am


“But, we know every part of this must be wrong somewhere, since the Earth is only 6,000 years old.”



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Bob Robinson

posted April 17, 2010 at 8:35 am


vanguardchurch.blogspot.com
“…and so, THIS is why Reformed institutions can fire their Old Testament professors.”



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Jamie Arpin-Ricci

posted April 17, 2010 at 10:31 am


“And here, once and for all, we have a clear definition for ‘missional’”
OR
“And this formula explains the unforeseen chalk shortage”



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RJS

posted April 17, 2010 at 10:42 am


Well of course I set hbar = one, why do you ask?



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RJS

posted April 17, 2010 at 10:42 am


(An inside joke I admit)



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Michael R. Jones

posted April 17, 2010 at 11:06 am


Oh, so that’s how the Greek verbal system works…I get it now!



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BryonM

posted April 17, 2010 at 11:19 am


Secondly,…



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Joshua

posted April 17, 2010 at 11:29 am


And so class, now you understand why I allow my students to drink beer while I lecture.



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don

posted April 17, 2010 at 11:31 am


“…and that concludes the basic introduction.”



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pepy3

posted April 17, 2010 at 11:40 am


Direct from my life:
“And that is how we determine which items are HSA eligible.”
OR
“…most of us would say, thank goodness for TurboTax.”



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Dan

posted April 17, 2010 at 11:44 am


I think that I have shown conclusively that the greatest invention of the 20th Century is the “gift bag.”



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Chuck Roberts

posted April 17, 2010 at 11:46 am


“Any questions about Section One, Part A, of the healthcare plan?”



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Nick

posted April 17, 2010 at 12:22 pm


“and as everyone knows the answer, of course, is 42″
or
“and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how to predict the outcome of the lottery – now I just need to buy a ticket…”
or
“this is how I spend my weekends, now why is it I’m still single?”



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Margaret

posted April 17, 2010 at 12:30 pm


That’s the basic breakdown of the new Health Legislation. Any Questions?



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Bob Wenz

posted April 17, 2010 at 12:44 pm


Next time I’ll finish the equation of someone can please erase the board for me.



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Kevin Chez

posted April 17, 2010 at 1:06 pm


“That’s how you make a good risotto”



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Colin

posted April 17, 2010 at 1:34 pm

John W Frye

posted April 17, 2010 at 2:29 pm


“Yes, Susan? Oh, oh, I see. Class, Susan just told me that Einstein reduced *all this* to E = MC squared.Dang.”



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Mike Beidler

posted April 17, 2010 at 3:39 pm


“So, class, I calculate that Jesus will return on April 16, 2010. And since it’s already April 17, it’s quite clear to me we’ve all been left behind. Class dismissed. Don’t forget to pick up your mark on the way out, or else you won’t be able to purchase meals in the cafeteria!”



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Scarlett :)

posted April 18, 2010 at 12:40 am


“And if you learn to work all of these equations correctly and without ANY errors, you will EARN your way into Heaven (Earn 25 bonus points if you can keep up the ‘appearance” of making no errors especially in front of your peers)”



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Josh Mueller

posted April 18, 2010 at 1:07 am


“And so there you have it – the concise equation which explains everything!”



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Ted

posted April 18, 2010 at 8:41 am


Tax law made simple!



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Kacie

posted April 19, 2010 at 2:35 pm


No caption suggestions, but that’s from the movie, The Visitor, which I highly recommend!



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Ken

posted April 19, 2010 at 7:34 pm


QED !



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RJS

posted April 19, 2010 at 7:56 pm


Quantum electrodynamics?
(A strange theory)



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Doc B

posted April 19, 2010 at 10:19 pm


“Any basketball players here? I see a mistake up there and I can’t reach it.”



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Doc B

posted April 19, 2010 at 10:21 pm


“Yes, you DO have to know this for the test.”



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Doc B

posted April 19, 2010 at 10:22 pm


“Whaddaya mean, I forgot the negative sign in step 2?”



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Kyle Fox

posted April 24, 2010 at 11:08 pm


Go Go gadget arms!



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Michael Metts

posted September 9, 2010 at 9:27 pm


So, as you can see, the NPP is clearly biblical.



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