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A boorish Jude Law was the stumbling block to Sienna Miller’s domestic bliss. Now comes news that a boorish cult leader ruined the marriage of Miller’s father, the American investment banker-turned-art dealer Ed Miller. In an interview in the British magazine Tatler, Ed’s ex-wife, the well-known decorator Kelly Hoppen, says Sienna’s dad got so caught up with a group that dressed in “sheets and beads” that Hoppen tried to save their marriage by joining. During an initiation rite, however, the cult’s leader “hit me first with a peacock feather, then with his hand,” Hoppen told Tatler. “The blow was so strong that I fell backwards and hit my head on a bannister.”

Sienna’s dad is now planning to marry a woman he met in the cult, according to Hoppen.

Thou shalt not covet thy Middle Eastern neighbor’s oil–but coveting his wife, not such a big problem. Thou shalt not use weapons of mass destruction. Thou shalt not lie–unless you are up for re-election. These are a few of the changes I am speculating that David Wain, from the satirical comedy troupe Stella, might make to the original Ten Commandments now that he is writing and directing a Biblical spoof simply called “The Ten.”

Set to start shooting in New York City this summer, little is known about this interpretation of the handing down of God’s law to the Jews: Will it take place in modern times, is Paul Rudd playing Moses (he is attached to the project but no word on which part he is playing), and will there be plenty of jokes to offend Christians and Jews alike? Because of the way Wain and his colleagues have pushed the comedic envelope in the past, I am guessing the answers to all of those questions is “yes.”

While internet buzz is already comparing the movie to the kind of parody Monty Python or Mel Brooks (“The History of the World, Part One”) might do, I am looking for the film to more closely resemble Kevin Smith’s controversial religious comedy, “Dogma.”

Whichever slant the sharp-witted Wain takes, the only way I could be more curious to see this movie is if I heard Wain was giving Jon Stewart a cameo–as Aaron, perhaps?

Riveting. Terrifying. Inspiring. Exasperating. Makes you want to grab people off the street as you exit and shove them in the door so they can see it too. Causes you to catalogue all the little things you could do, but are not yet doing to make a difference. Gives you hope while at the same time adds incredible worry and even despair about the state of things. These are all ways to describe the experience of watching “An Inconvenient Truth,” the new documentary featuring the global warming talk that Al Gore has been giving all over the world for years.

The movie is, more or less, a straight lecture–a two-hour virtual PowerPoint presentation–with some deviations exploring Gore’s back story and a brief cartoon explaining global warming. Yet somehow, it had me glued to my seat. The producers of “An Inconvenient Truth” somehow managed to take Gore’s highly polished presentation straight to the big screen with wild success.

The star of the show is Earth, and we are the villains–the “we” here, of course, is largely comprised of residents of the United States, which holds the lion’s share of responsibility when it comes to destroying civilization as we know it, and do so not-too-slowly, as it turns out. Gore is accessible in his explanations, does very little political blaming, and convincingly argues his point: that once you realize what we are really doing to the planet, it becomes a moral imperative to do something about it. And after all the bad news of what’s gone wrong, he shares the hopeful reality that all the technology necessary to reverse global warming is already available, though he adds the depressing caveat that “we have everything we need, save political will.”

The ultimate moral imperative rests on our shoulders: find that political will. One of the funniest but most convincing moments comes when Gore stands in front of a giant photograph of a scale. On one side of the scale are bars of gold, and on the other, Earth. Gore proceeds to comically debate between choosing bars of gold (complete with amusing sound effects) and… drum roll… the entire planet(!), illustrating the fact that, as a country, we seem to be caught in a debate about hoarding dollars vs. killing our world. How is that a choice? When Gore puts it this way, opponents will be hard pressed to defend themselves convincingly.

Finally, but truly powerfully, the documentary has a simple but clever way of rolling the credits –scrolling all sorts of practical, step-by-step advice for saving the world (or “taking action”), including everything from recycling and buying hybrid cars (if you can afford it) to “if you pray, pray that people will find enough strength to change,” and follow an old African proverb that says, “When you pray, use your feet.”

As I sat through the film, at different moments I found my mind wandering to the “What Would Jesus Drive?” campaign that erupted several years back, which was critical of the disturbing rise in gas guzzling SUV’s on the highways across the U.S., urging Christians to be more environmentally conscious and stop driving these cars. As I remembered this campaign, I began thinking: “What Would Jesus See?” in terms of movies this summer, and the answer is obvious: this movie.

And when you go see it, make sure you stay until the very last credits. They can save the world.

A big Idol Chatter mazel-tov goes to Adam Mesh on his recent wedding! The charismatic, fan-favorite runner-up of NBC’s original “Average Joe” and its follow-up “Average Joe: Adam Returns” tied the knot May 28 with his girlfriend, Jessica Malca. (I hope I’m not dating myself with the reference to a reality TV show that aired a full three years ago, but my wife–who alerted me to this bit of happy news–and I were obsessed with it at the time.)

Despite Mesh’s TV fame, he and Malca–whose name means “queen” in Hebrew, though no word on her religious background–met the old-fashioned way, face to face, no reality shows involved. They were married in a Miami synagogue, and Mesh tells People.com that his favorite part of the wedding was dancing an “extra long” hora. It’s nice to know that my people’s ancient wedding-reception traditions are alive and well, even at a splashy (pseudo)celebrity wedding like Adam’s.

And, of course, it’s always heart-warming to see an “Average Joe” find happiness with his “queen.”

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