The Birds, the Bees, and the Incredibles

Overheard in play room
I’m having a baby, I’m having a baby!
Quick, get some scissors!
You know, a mommy doesn’t usually need to get cut open to have a baby. The baby comes out the vagina.
But how does it fit?
It stretches, and stretches, and stretches, until the baby can get out.
Like Elastigirl?

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posted February 24, 2010 at 6:21 pm

That is awesome!

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the Rebbetzin

posted February 24, 2010 at 6:25 pm

Oh, that’s priceless. Yes, Zoe, EXACTLY like Elastigirl. Hilarious!

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Just Like Elastigirl «

posted February 24, 2010 at 6:27 pm


posted February 24, 2010 at 6:34 pm

LOL. Your girls totally crack me up. :)

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Sarah Buttenwieser

posted February 24, 2010 at 9:05 pm

no need for childbirth classes (when the times comes). check that off the list!

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posted February 24, 2010 at 10:58 pm

Oh. My. Heavens.
Too funny!

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Frume Sarah

posted February 25, 2010 at 2:27 am

This is AWESOME!!!!!!!

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posted February 25, 2010 at 3:57 pm

Cannot. stop. laughing.

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