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God's Comic

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"Brad Stine is on a mission – a mission to free us all from the chains of political
correctness and prevent our eventual ‘wussification.' From his Nashville
stronghold, Stine is mounting his crusade against these hypocrisies, all of which
are explored in his highly anticipated 4th album/DVD, aptly titled
‘WUSSIFICATION!'

"You know what offends me?... Offended people," says Stine. A staunch
supporter of first amendment rights and foe of political correctness, Stine asserts
that rights should be universally applied. "In a country with guaranteed rights to
freedom of religion, its citizens are constantly trying to make faith in public
spheres illegal, I am offended by that contradiction and want to talk about it as a
comic." The strength of his conviction about our freedoms can be found in many
places on WUSSIFICATION – from "Merry Christmas Too!" (the right to celebrate
religion) to "At Least We're Not France!" (the responsibility to take action as a
country) to "Spank" (the ability to discipline our children the way we see fit).

What would cause the wussification of Brad Stine? "I hope that nothing ever
wussifies me to deny my own personal beliefs," he says. "Brainwashed wussies
have been taught that standing up for yourself and defending your personal point
of view makes you a close-minded hate monger." Stine stops short of defending
his point of view as the ONLY one, adding "...one must also be respectful of
dissenting belief while supporting their own." He is, after all, an inclusive figure
who trains his comedy to attack ideas, not the people who embrace them.
Stine's faith forces him to acknowledge the respect and dignity of all… even the
wussies with whom he disagrees!

Stine models his approach to comedy after legendary practitioners that he has
known and loved over the years. Despite George Carlin's disdain for theistic
beliefs, he has been a big influence on Stine. "I always enjoyed Carlin for turning
the tables on culture. He is an excellent writer that has endured for decades."
More current comedic touchstones are Brian Reagan, Paula Poundstone, Jim
Gaffigan and Monty Python, among others.

Fear not, true believers – with his brand new album, Brad Stine is here to save
the world from WUSSIFICATION – one politically-correct, offended person at a
time!"

Traveling by faith!

posted by Brad Stine

I have a GPS system on my phone that not only knows exactly how to get me anywhere I need to go, it also knows where I am at any given time even when I don’t have the slightest idea. […]

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Another year! or is it?

posted by Brad Stine

Around this time of year we always comment that another year has come and gone. But has it really? I mean we have arbitrarily created the calendar year based on the earth’s rotation around the sun or something to that […]

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Not much time left

posted by Brad Stine

There was a time in my life when Christmas smelled like fir trees and hot cocoa. There was a time when getting a “Twister” game would have been a treat. There was a time when I could count on my […]

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Reexamining Rudolph

posted by Brad Stine

I came across a classic Christmas song the other day and after examining the words I have come to realize how easily humans accept ideas at face value without scrutinizing them for philosophical and/or cultural flaws. The song I’m referring […]

Is Thanksgiving too “Commercial”?

posted by Brad Stine

During this Thanksgiving Holiday I believe it is important to take a moment to thank God for the little things that often get ignored or neglected in our hectic lives. Lots of football will be watched over Thanksgiving for example, […]

What is marriage for?

posted by Brad Stine

Hi my friends. With the Holidays once again upon us I think of the gratefulness I have for my wife who has walked with and put up with me for 22 years. That being said I stumbled upon this blog […]

Isn’t dead stuff beautiful?

posted by Brad Stine

Well fall is finally here and that always brings with it those beautiful colors and symbols that we all cherish and hang on to as a nation. Of course I am referring to blood, corpses and fear. Halloween is right […]

Men at work, Women at whine

posted by Brad Stine

Did I ever tell you the story about the city of Atlanta taking down the “Men at work” signs from road construction over a complaint by the editor of a feminist magazine that it was discriminatory by not including women? Is […]

No cell “signal”.

posted by Brad Stine

I have complained about the lack of turn signals being used in America in one of my DVD’s awhile back. (Which one I’m unsure of as believe it or not I forget half the stuff I do on an old […]

The 4th of July is pure GUY!!

posted by Brad Stine

Americans love to celebrate stuff. Heck that’s why we have holidays every month of the year; we need an excuse to celebrate. The celebration is the experience by the way, rarely are we actually celebrating what the holiday is for. […]

Die in your sleep

posted by Brad Stine

Where did we ever come up with the romantic notion that the best way to die is in our sleep? First things first, when it comes to dying, there really isn’t a “good” way to go. Why? Because you’re dead! […]

Shut that baby up!

posted by Brad Stine

Traveling today on an airplane next to the infamous crying. Screaming fidgety babies, while annoying, don’t bother me that much. Granted it’s unpleasant, but having had 2 kids myself I have the expertise to educate the baby-less in this little […]

The Atheist Missionary

posted by Brad Stine

You know my fellow Americans, when it comes to military service, shouldn’t there be at least some basic requirements? When I think of a serviceman, I think of John Wayne, George Washington or Patton! I think of a rough and […]

Fast cars and no seat belts

posted by Brad Stine

Americans know what they want when it comes to cars. We love convertibles for example because it’s the open air. It’s part of our heritage. Americans love to travel, and we are the experts. We travel everywhere we go, otherwise, […]

Another Year is here!

posted by Brad Stine

Around this time of year we always comment that another year has come and gone. But has it really? I mean we have arbitrarily created the calendar year based on the earth’s rotation around the sun or something to that […]

Christmas with a capital C

posted by Brad Stine

As of this writing the GoFish song Christmas with a Capital C is one of the most requested songs on Christian radio. This song sampled my Christmas rant from “Put a Helmet On!” and has well over 18 MILLION hits […]

Thinking of Thanks!

posted by Brad Stine

This is Thanksgiving week and I think it is important that we seek to give thanks not just for the obvious but also for the mundane and overlooked in our lives. Books, for example, are a vanishing item in our […]

Just eat worms and blow up!

posted by Brad Stine

Once I was watching a “Ripley’s believe it or not” T.V. episode with my son whom, at the time, was all of 12. If ever there was a show designed for the psyche of a 12 year old boy it […]

Say it or go hungry!

posted by Brad Stine

Tonight is Halloween. For those of you unfamiliar with the holiday it’s a beautiful time of year where small children are encouraged to pretend to be someone else and come to the homes of strangers and ask for candy. Ironically […]

The New Rude

posted by Brad Stine

Children aren’t born with manners. No, they have to learn them. In every area of life, from how to play nice with each other, how not to hit, or even how to eat in front of others. At the dinner […]

God, in “plane” sight

posted by Brad Stine

To truly move forward in your Christian discipline it is crucial to constantly weigh your experiences with perspective. What I mean by that is everyone has at one time, or eventually will, experience situations in their life that will be […]

Let’s get real!

posted by Brad Stine

At the risk of sounding like a heretic, when I talk to people in church I like to use words that one might actually use in conversation on a regular basis outside of church with actual humans. Is it too […]

Animal rights activists..the new slave trade?

posted by Brad Stine

I am shocked to say that slavery is still alive and well in America. The culprits, exactly who you would least suspect, the “alleged” animal rights activists. Animal rights activists always entertain me with their lack of consistency. I am […]

At least fake integrity !

posted by Brad Stine

Remember when good moral character was at least contrived and manufactured by our celebrities via their P.R. people? If you were an alcoholic for example you had the courtesy to unleash your uncontrollable rage at home where it only affected […]

The joys of modern flight

posted by Brad Stine

I am writing this week’s column while sitting in a window seat of a CRJ 200 shuttle, leaving for Iowa for a Promise Keepers event then back to Albuquerque for a feature film I am in and then to Nashville. […]

The 4th of July is all guy!

posted by Brad Stine

Americans love to celebrate stuff. Heck that’s why we have holidays every month of the year; we need an excuse to celebrate. The celebration is the experience by the way, rarely are we actually celebrating what the holiday is for. […]

Act of God

posted by Brad Stine

Well in the wake of a spring filled with terrible tornado destruction, I wanted to take a moment to consider this age-old question of whose responsible? I always find destructive weather interesting in the way people perceive it. Often some […]

Taking the progressive’s name in vain

posted by Brad Stine

Liberals cuss…a lot! Cussing to a liberal doesn’t represent crassness or crudeness. How could it? To be crass and crude means one is kowtowing to a puritanical backward way of seeing culture. Liberals don’t believe in “The” Bible, they believe […]

“Rights” you are

posted by Brad Stine

One of the easiest phrases to roll off the tongue of an American is when speaking of our “rights”. I have the “right” to freedom of speech based on the 1st amendment. I have the “right” to pursue life, liberty, […]

A Garbage Trash-edy

posted by Brad Stine

All I wanted to do was throw some trash away. I had a paper cup from coffee at the airport and decided when I was done with it the prudent thing to do was throw it away. Why Not? I’ve […]

A “hell” of a word

posted by Brad Stine

I don’t think people take Hell very seriously anymore. We used too. As a matter of fact it was one of the reasons why people were nicer years ago because they didn’t want to go to hell. That was a […]

Polite as a microchip

posted by Brad Stine

In an age where politeness seems to be a missing piece in America, isn’t it amazing how polite inanimate objects can be? There are signs that say “Thank You for not smoking”. First off when a sign says thank you […]

My body is missing metal!

posted by Brad Stine

As I got out of the shower this morning I had the pleasure of taking a glance at myself in the mirror. Nothing wakes you up in the morning like a hot cup of coffee and seeing yourself nude in […]

Do I have to bite my tongue?

posted by Brad Stine

After many years as a “Christian comedian” I have often been asked if I thought God had a sense of humor? Well here are a couple examples where I would vote for the affirmative. In all my many years on […]

I’ll pray for ya!

posted by Brad Stine

There are many terms used in the Christian world that sound good but often times don’t actually mean what they say. I would like to explore some of these but since these columns are limited to around 500 words let […]

Heaven help us!

posted by Brad Stine

My daughter sat me down the other day and was in tears. “Daddy I don’t want to go to heaven” What, I said, but why? Here I was ready to hear her impassioned plea that she wasn’t worthy to stand […]

A New Year Rhyme

posted by Brad Stine

Twas the first week of the New Year and all through the house there were ruined new toys and a returnable blouse. The kids back to school with a long heavy sigh and momma and me without guilt said goodbye. […]

A Year again?

posted by Brad Stine

Around this time of year we always comment that another year has come and gone. But has it really? I mean we have arbitrarily created the calendar year based on the earth’s rotation around the sun or something to that […]

Rudolph the irrational reindeer

posted by Brad Stine

I came across a classic Christmas song the other day and after examining the words I have come to realize how easily humans accept ideas at face value without scrutinizing them for philosophical and/or cultural flaws. The song I’m referring […]

Christmas with a Capital C

posted by Brad Stine

As of this writing the GoFish song Christmas with a Capital C is one of the most requested songs on Christian radio. This song sampled my Christmas rant from “Put a Helmet On!” and has well over 18 MILLION hits […]

The PC Tree

posted by Brad Stine

Today I received e-mail from my son’s high school involving a fundraiser for the marching band. Normally I wouldn’t admit this but my son was in the marching band last year and I am still on their mailing list. When […]

Thanking God for De-commercialization

posted by Brad Stine

During this Thanksgiving Holiday I believe it is important to take a moment to thank God for the little things that often get ignored or neglected in our hectic lives. Lots of football will be watched over Thanksgiving for example, […]

A Fairytale

posted by Brad Stine

As we near Thanksgiving which once was a Holiday that gave thanks to God for His provisions I leave you with a little story that makes perfect sense if you find God un-intellectual. Once upon a time there was nothing. […]

Those lovable liberals!

posted by Brad Stine

In Oregon they have a new curriculum mandatory for all students from 11-18 yrs old called “practicality in life skills”. This is a new class and somewhat unorthodox but as one teacher put it “ We as educators can do […]

Say it or get MY trick!

posted by Brad Stine

Tonight is Halloween. For those of you unfamiliar with the holiday it’s a beautiful time of year where small children are encouraged to pretend to be someone else and come to the homes of strangers and ask for candy. Ironically […]

The confounding liberal “Christian”

posted by Brad Stine

As a Christian man I can’t in good conscience vote for Barack Obama. His values and fruit have proven him to be antagonistic to traditional Christian worldview. But he may become the next president and I would be expected by […]

Phonies

posted by Brad Stine

Ok here’s the deal. Nobody and I mean nobody is interested in your personal phone calls. It’s like people feel compelled to use their cell phone in public simply because it’s in their pocket! For example, when you get on […]

Man shopping tips

posted by Brad Stine

I am a sexist. But I’m a sexist in the best sense of the word. If sexist meant I believed men were inherently better than women it would be a negative concept. But that is not what I mean. To […]

Traveling by faith

posted by Brad Stine

I have a GPS system in my car that not only knows exactly how to get anywhere I need to go, it also knows where I am at any given time even when I don’t have the slightest idea. Her […]

Iron’s are for wussies!

posted by Brad Stine

My favorite jeans have holes in them. Of course everyone’s favorite jeans do. They are the most comfortable and the most stylish. Top name brand jeans actually make the holes for you. They scrape them in various places to create […]

Heaven help us!

posted by Brad Stine

My daughter sat me down the other day and was in tears. “Daddy I don’t want to go to heaven” What, I said, but why? Here I was ready to hear her impassioned plea that she wasn’t worthy to stand […]

Sugar and condoms

posted by Brad Stine

I have a question for you; where would we be w/o that purveyor of truth and tolerance…. the education system? What must it be like to be so concerned about children that you can begin to dictate what they are […]

Didn’t God make us naked?

posted by Brad Stine

When Adam and Eve fell from grace after eating from the tree of good and evil, one of the “evil” things they came to realize was they were naked. I don’t know exactly why being naked with your wife while […]

Another year?

posted by Brad Stine

Around this time of year we always comment that another year has come and gone. But has it really? I mean we have arbitrarily created the calendar year based on the earth’s rotation around the sun or something to that […]

A New Years rhyme

posted by Brad Stine

Twas the first week of the New Year and all through the house there were ruined new toys and a returnable blouse. The kids back to school with a long heavy sigh and momma and me without guilt said goodbye. […]

Whistle while you rant

posted by Brad Stine

Heard a guy whistling at the airport the other day. Americans used to whistle a lot more especially in movies. Humphrey Bogart, Jimmy Cagney, Jimmy Stewart were all whistlers and it even seemed particularly masculine. I don’t know when whistling […]

The Gifts of Love

posted by Brad Stine

Well men Christmas is just 5 days away and if you’re like me you still haven’t finished your shopping. Nothing is more nerve racking and perfect at sucking the life out of the Christmas season than the pressure of trying […]

Rocky, Rudy and Rudolph

posted by Brad Stine

Today on my regular morning segment on Fox and friends I debated a college professor who postulated a premise that Santa in the song “Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer “ was a bully and the song encourages bullying, conformity, sexism, mocking, […]

Christmas with a capital C

posted by Brad Stine

As of this writing the GoFish song Christmas with a Capital C is one of the most requested songs on Christian radio. This song sampled my Christmas rant from “Put a Helmet On!” and has well over 17 MILLION hits […]

Midget Minds

posted by Brad Stine

Because I believe in the 1st amendment, I believe all ideas and words are up for discussion. That is what free speech (and thought) actually is. I bring this up because a group of midgets have decided they want the […]

Thinking of Thanks

posted by Brad Stine

This is Thanksgiving week and I think it is important that we seek to give thanks not just for the obvious but also for the mundane and overlooked in our lives. Books, for example, are a vanishing item in our […]

Okay..so I’m no Brando!

posted by Brad Stine

On Sunday night Nov 27 the GMC channel will exclusively air the movie that was created from my rant about “Christmas vs Halloween” that was sampled on the GoFish song “Christmas with a Capital C.” The movie is called Christmas […]

Understanding the “Weak” days

posted by Brad Stine

I write this on a Monday, which makes me wonder how many of us actually know the meanings of the days of the week? Monday is an ancient Gallic word Mun-dean where we get the word “mundane”. Monday being the […]

Say it or go hungry!

posted by Brad Stine

Tonight is Halloween. For those of you unfamiliar with the holiday it’s a beautiful time of year where small children are encouraged to pretend to be someone else and come to the homes of strangers and ask for candy. Ironically […]

I guess kids are cattle?

posted by Brad Stine

In Oregon they have a new curriculum mandatory for all students from 11-18 yrs old called “practicality in life skills”. This is a new class and somewhat unorthodox but as one teacher put it “ We as educators can do […]

Number 1 reason for sickness?..”Doctors”

posted by Brad Stine

I went to the Dr. the other day because my wife said there was a spot on my nose and I should have him look at it. Wives after all these years are still incredibly naïve when it comes to […]

The New Rude

posted by Brad Stine

Children aren’t born with manners. No, they have to learn them. In every area of life, from how to play nice with each other, how not to hit, or even how to eat in front of others. At the dinner […]

For MEN only

posted by Brad Stine

My son is fifteen years old. For those of you that haven’t had the pleasure of raising a boy from infancy it’s really quite simple. You ‘re only role for the most part is to keep him from killing himself. […]

Taking the Liberals name in vain

posted by Brad Stine

Liberals cuss…a lot! Cussing to a liberal doesn’t represent crassness or crudeness. How could it? To be crass and crude means one is kowtowing to a puritanical backward way of seeing culture. Liberals don’t believe in “The” Bible, they believe […]

Updated Idioms

posted by Brad Stine

1911- “Boys will be boys”. /2011 “Boys will need Ridlin”. 1911- “A stitch in time saves nine”/2011“ Aren’t a dozen socks a buck 99 at Walmart?” 1911- “ A penny saved is a penny earned” / 2011 “ Good news, […]

Shut that baby up!!

posted by Brad Stine

Traveling today on an airplane next to the infamous crying. Screaming fidgety babies, while annoying, don’t bother me that much. Granted it’s unpleasant, but having had 2 kids myself I have the expertise to educate the baby-less in this little […]

No Rest on Labor Day

posted by Brad Stine

Does anyone find it ironic that every Labor Day, every one that labors takes the day off? The point of Labor Day is to honor those that labor to provide goods and services to this great nation. As a Christian […]

Act of God

posted by Brad Stine

Well Hurricane Irene has passed but has left incredible damage in the east. I always find destructive weather interesting in the way people perceive it. Often some Christians decide it is Gods wrath on a nation, or town or trailer […]

1st one out of the womb wins!

posted by Brad Stine

In order to be a warrior in the battle for culture it is crucial that we begin to pick apart the pseudo-philosophies of the relativist not only so as to stand firm in our convictions but also to have the […]

Phonies!

posted by Brad Stine

Ok here’s the deal. Nobody and I mean nobody is interested in your personal phone calls. It’s like people feel compelled to use their cell phone in public simply because it’s in their pocket! For example, when you get on […]

Die in your sleep

posted by Brad Stine

Where did we ever come up with the romantic notion that the best way to die is in our sleep? First things first, when it comes to dying, there really isn’t a “good” way to go. Why? Because you’re dead! […]

Jesus…the Sniper

posted by Brad Stine

Here are some facts you may not know to brighten your day. Mao Zedong is responsible for the deaths of between 40 and 70 million people during the Cultural Revolution. Chairman Mao was a communist, which can only mean one […]

The New Rude

posted by Brad Stine

Children aren’t born with manners. No, they have to learn them. In every area of life, from how to play nice with each other, how not to hit, or even how to eat in front of others. At the dinner […]

Science of the Naive

posted by Brad Stine

In the spirit of the Olympics let me ask you a question. Have you ever noticed that when humans win an event whether it’s a race or tennis match they thrust their arms in the air? Have you ever wondered […]

The 5th of July

posted by Brad Stine

Well the 4th of July is over and if you are a true American it shouldn’t have passed without somebody getting hurt. The 4th of course reminds us, with the “bombs bursting in air” of the hard fought battles that […]

The 4th of July is all GUY!!

posted by Brad Stine

Americans love to celebrate stuff. Heck that’s why we have holidays every month of the year; we need an excuse to celebrate. The celebration is the experience by the way, rarely are we actually celebrating what the holiday is for. […]

Seven in Heaven

posted by Brad Stine

Poor atheists! What a burden it must be to be smarter, wiser and more important than the rest of America! Recently a town in Brooklyn renamed a street Seven in Heaven in memory of seven firemen from engine 202 and […]

WHOA-man?

posted by Brad Stine

Who knew it would take an enlightened 21st century to determine that your specific gender isn’t specific? You simply decide what you are and voila, you are! It’s that easy! Well that and a little pesky detail known as genital […]

Just call me Versace

posted by Brad Stine

My favorite jeans have holes in them. Of course everyone’s favorite jeans do. They are the most comfortable and the most stylish. Top name brand jeans actually make the holes for you. They scrape them in various places to create […]

I’m “flushed” with irony

posted by Brad Stine

You know what I like? Irony. It’s funny and somehow seems to bring a little justice to an otherwise chaotic seeming world. What kind of irony you ask? Oh, I don’t know, irony to me is a Greenpeace activist being […]

Gotta love them atheists!

posted by Brad Stine

Well with schools years beginning to come to a close around the country it didn’t take the ACLU long to sniff out another example of theocratic tyranny in the form of a 70 yr old tradition in Ocean Grove New […]

You married to this?

posted by Brad Stine

You know it’s a funny thing about me, but whenever I need some incredible insight and wisdom about living my life I normally turn to Hollywood don’t you? For example, having been married now for 18 years I am always […]

Phone-ies

posted by Brad Stine

Ok here’s the deal. Nobody and I mean nobody is interested in your personal phone calls. It’s like people feel compelled to use their cell phone in public simply because it’s in their pocket! For example, when you get on […]

Live NUDE Protestors

posted by Brad Stine

There was a protest I read about by women who felt that the law that only allows men to walk around in public with their shirts off is a sexist idea. The protest consisted of women holding placards while topless […]

Just eat worms and walk on glass!

posted by Brad Stine

With the over sexualization of America especially towards the youth, it is getting more and more difficult to find a safe show to watch with your kids that isn’t going to spring something with nudity or sex out of the […]

The Perfect wife

posted by Brad Stine

Being married 18 years I am shocked and amazed that I have lasted this long as a human without having a wife. Being married to a woman teaches you just how much you don’t know about life, living and survival […]

The Dilemma of the Green Geek

posted by Brad Stine

One question, if I “go green” does that also mean I also have to lose my dignity? I was driving today on the freeway and saw a car next to me called the “Cube”. At first I felt sorry for […]

Raising Righteous and Rowdy Girls!

posted by Brad Stine

I have always been attracted to mavericks. It’s just the way I roll. One of the central themes to my speaking and performing as a Christian comedian is to drive home the point that we believers come in a lot […]

It’s nothing to worry about..or cancer

posted by Brad Stine

I went to the Dr. the other day because my wife said there was a spot on my nose and I should have him look at it. Wives after all these years are still incredibly naïve when it comes to […]

Whistle while you rant!!

posted by Brad Stine

Heard a guy whistling at the airport the other day. Americans used to whistle a lot more especially in movies. Humphrey Bogart, Jimmy Cagney, Jimmy Stewart were all whistlers and it even seemed particularly masculine. I don’t know when whistling […]

“RIGHTS” you are

posted by Brad Stine

One of the easiest phrases to roll off the tongue of an American is when speaking of our “rights”. I have the “right” to freedom of speech based on the 1st amendment. I have the “right” to pursue life, liberty, […]

“I’ll pray for you”

posted by Brad Stine

There are many terms used in the Christian world that sound good but often times don’t actually mean what they say. I would like to explore some of these but since these columns are limited to around 500 words let […]

I hate loving people!

posted by Brad Stine

I’ve learned something quite revealing and disturbing about myself in recent times. I have a real problem loving people I disagree with. I suppose that isn’t much of a revolutionary concept in the end. I am sure everyone born with […]

Silicone valley!

posted by Brad Stine

I just spent some time in southern CA because if there is one thing I can’t get enough of its pretentiousness. No matter how worldly and self-indulgent I am at times (as in I can’t count that high) I have […]

Have a nice day..and I mean it

posted by Brad Stine

Just finished shopping at Publix here in Nashville. Publix is a grocery store that is way over priced but its worth it because they taught all their employees to fake the fact that they care you’re there. As I was […]

I’ve fallen and can’t get my dignity!

posted by Brad Stine

Old people fall down a lot. I use the word “old” by the way because the PCeople tell me I can’t so I have no choice. Anyways they’re covered in bruises and splints, and surrounded by casts and canes. Is […]

Didn’t GOD invent our “privates”?

posted by Brad Stine

When Adam and Eve fell from grace after eating from the tree of good and evil, one of the “evil” things they came to realize was they were naked. I don’t know exactly why being naked with your wife while […]

Ultra violet bar-b-cue

posted by Brad Stine

I come from a different age. Sure things may be “safer” nowadays, but they are definitely less enjoyable. Today’s kids have grown up in an age of paranoia. When I was growing up one of the things that passed for […]

Try this at home!

posted by Brad Stine

Every good show on T.V. warns the viewers that the amazing, unpredictable, exciting and dangerous thing they are about to do should never be attempted by the rest of us. These are trained professionals. There is though one major flaw […]

Fear the fish

posted by Brad Stine

I have been a Christian all of my adult life and yet, to date, I have never placed a fish symbol on my car. I guess I never really understood the underlying “witness” to displaying the symbol. I think of […]

Another “Phone-y”

posted by Brad Stine

I have complained about the lack of turn signals being used in America in one of my DVD’s awhile back. (Which one I’m unsure of as believe it or not I forget half the stuff I do on an old […]

A New Years poem

posted by Brad Stine

Twas the first week of the New Year and all through the house there were ruined new toys and a returnable blouse. The kids back to school with a long heavy sigh and momma and me without guilt said goodbye. […]

A year again

posted by Brad Stine

Around this time of year we always comment that another year has come and gone. But has it really? I mean we have arbitrarily created the calendar year based on the earth’s rotation around the sun or something to that […]

Conspiracy theory

posted by Brad Stine

I came across a classic Christmas song the other day and after examining the words I have come to realize how easily humans accept ideas at face value without scrutinizing them for philosophical and/or cultural flaws. The song I’m referring […]

A Snow death

posted by Brad Stine

It snowed last night. Snow is a curse. Snow is evil. Snow is what happens when the atmosphere solidifies and falls on your head. Snow is Chicken Little’s justification. Snow falls from the heavens and smothers the earth. It is […]

Let there be P on earth

posted by Brad Stine

The atheist idiot ideology is at it again. Apparently taking umbrage with a 19-year tradition of putting a nativity scene and Christmas tree on the lawn of the Washington state capitol they responded with a placard denouncing Christianity as a […]

Christmas with a capital C

posted by Brad Stine

As of this writing the GoFish song Christmas with a Capital C is one of the most requested songs on Christian radio. This song sampled my Christmas rant from “Put a Helmet On!” and has well over 14 MILLION hits […]

Insincere greetings

posted by Brad Stine

I got an e-card today from someone who I barely know that said how much I mean to them (and everyone else they sent this to in a mass e-card “I care about you blowout”) You know around the Christmas […]

Let’s get real

posted by Brad Stine

At the risk of sounding like a heretic, when I talk to people in church I like to use words that one might actually use in conversation on a regular basis outside of church with actual humans.   Is it […]

Don’t try this at home!

posted by Brad Stine

Every good show on T.V. warns the viewers that the amazing, unpredictable, exciting and dangerous thing they are about to do should never be attempted by the rest of us. These are trained professionals. There is though one major flaw […]

Say it or go hungry!

posted by Brad Stine

Last night was Halloween. For those of you unfamiliar with the holiday it’s a beautiful time of year where small children are encouraged to pretend to be someone else and come to the homes of strangers and ask for candy. […]

Whistle while I rant

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Heard a guy whistling at the airport the other day. Americans used to whistle a lot more especially in movies. Humphrey Bogart, Jimmy Cagney, Jimmy Stewart were all whistlers and it even seemed particularly masculine. I don’t know when whistling […]

Is cancer courageous?

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How come every time we hear about someone getting cancer it’s usually framed under the  “courageous battle they’re fighting” banner? How are you being courageous simply by being diagnosed with a disease? The fact that you are searching for a […]

Do I have to bite my tongue?

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After many years as a “Christian comedian” I have often been asked if I thought God had a sense of humor? Well here are a couple examples where I would vote for the affirmative. In all my many years on […]

My memories autograph

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I signed a few autographs at a show the other day and it occurred to me what a bizarre ritual this is. Fellow humans want you to sign your name and give it to them as a remembrance of our […]

A “Hell” of a word

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I don’t think people take Hell very seriously anymore. We used too. As a matter of fact it was one of the reasons why people were nicer years ago because they didn’t want to go to hell. That was a […]

Die in your sleep

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Where did we ever come up with the romantic notion that the best way to die is in our sleep? First things first, when it comes to dying, there really isn’t a “good” way to go. Why? Because you’re dead! […]

Clean your gun!

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How in this day and age are people still killing people while cleaning their gun? If you were a gun owner one would think you would be most aware of removing the bullets before cleaning. If this isn’t a collect […]

Who’s a Jackass?

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For those of you new to this sight and are lifelong Christians, I’ll wait while you have sufficiently picked yourself up off the floor and taken some nitro capsules for the near heart attack brought on by your reading of […]

Me..in DC

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 So this past Saturday I attended the Glenn Beck 912 rally to restore honor to America. It is a noble cause and emphasizes the restoration of original Judeo/Christian values to our culture via its citizens with the hope of rubbing […]

It’s my body don’t shoot!

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In order to be a warrior in the battle for culture it is crucial that we begin to pick apart the pseudo-philosophies of the relativist not only so as to stand firm in our convictions but also to have the […]

They call me ..MR. Stine

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My name is Brad Stine. To my friends I am simply referred to as brad. Anyone else can refer to me as sir, your majesty, your eminence, or any number of titles befitting my exalted position as professional laugh master […]

My body needs more metal!

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    As I got out of the shower this morning I had the pleasure of taking a glance at myself in the mirror. Nothing wakes you up in the morning like a hot cup of coffee and seeing yourself […]

Eat sugar you coward!

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    With school only a few weeks away I ask you, where would we be w/o that purveyor of truth and tolerance…. the education system? What must it be like to be so concerned about children that you can […]

Do you speak Christian-ese?

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I grew up in the church. Consequently I became fluent in Christian-ese by age of 10. Christian-ese for those who don’t know is the ability to communicate ideas through the prism of some tradition or denominationally imposed borders usually based […]

Silicone Valley!

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 I just spent the last 10 days in southern CA because if there is one thing I can’t get enough of its pretentiousness. No matter how worldly and self-indulgent I am at times (as in I can’t count that high) […]

The New Slave Trade!

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  I am shocked to say that slavery is still alive and well in America. The culprits, exactly who you would least suspect, the “alleged” animal rights activists. Animal rights activists always entertain me with their lack of consistency. I […]

Ahhh..Modern Flight

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  I am writing this week’s column while sitting in a window seat of a CRJ 200 shuttle. Designed for shorter flights that save the airlines money on fuel and service a smaller volume of passengers. In other words it’s […]

The 4th of July is all guy!

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    Americans love to celebrate stuff. Heck that’s why we have holidays every month of the year; we need an excuse to celebrate. The celebration is the experience by the way, rarely are we actually celebrating what the holiday […]

X stands for Political Correctness

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If you haven’t picked up on it yet, I despise political correctness. Those of us on the “annihilate PC before it kills us” campaign become so trained in its intricacies that we see elements of it everywhere. One of the […]

What Women can learn from men

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In honor of yesterday being Father’s day I would like to make a declaration.I am a sexist. But I’m a sexist in the best sense of the word. If sexist meant I believed men were inherently better than women it […]

At least fake Integrity

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Remember when good moral character was at least contrived and manufactured by our celebrities via their P.R. people? If you were an alcoholic for example you had the courtesy to unleash your uncontrollable rage at home where it only affected […]

A Global Trash-edy

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    All I wanted to do was throw some trash away. I had a paper cup from coffee at the airport and decided when I was done with it the prudent thing to do was throw it away. Why […]

What were they thinking!!

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 So I’m sitting at home minding my own business ( who else’s business should I be minding while sitting at home?) when Beliefnet contacts me and asks me if I would care to blog for them. Normally I would think […]

Coming Soon: God’s Comic

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Check back here in a couple of weeks to read Brad Stine’s new blog, God’s Comic.

Previous Posts

Traveling by faith!
I have a GPS system on my phone that not only knows exactly how to get me anywhere I need to go, it also knows where I am at any given time even when I don’t have the slightest idea. Her soothing British voice is always there to guide me when I’m lost and it gives me comfort. She never gets ratt

posted 8:32:57am Feb. 05, 2015 | read full post »

Another year! or is it?
Around this time of year we always comment that another year has come and gone. But has it really? I mean we have arbitrarily created the calendar year based on the earth’s rotation around the sun or something to that effect. But just because it does rotate consistently doesn’t mean we had to ch

posted 5:18:06pm Dec. 30, 2014 | read full post »

Not much time left
There was a time in my life when Christmas smelled like fir trees and hot cocoa. There was a time when getting a “Twister” game would have been a treat. There was a time when I could count on my grandparents giving all my cousins and me a “book” that contained lifesavers of all varieties pac

posted 5:20:24pm Dec. 23, 2014 | read full post »

Reexamining Rudolph
I came across a classic Christmas song the other day and after examining the words I have come to realize how easily humans accept ideas at face value without scrutinizing them for philosophical and/or cultural flaws. The song I’m referring to of course is “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”.

posted 7:34:05pm Dec. 18, 2014 | read full post »

Is Thanksgiving too "Commercial"?
During this Thanksgiving Holiday I believe it is important to take a moment to thank God for the little things that often get ignored or neglected in our hectic lives. Lots of football will be watched over Thanksgiving for example, which reminds us to take time and say a little prayer thanking God f

posted 8:32:17am Nov. 24, 2014 | read full post »

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