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Eat sugar you coward!

posted by Brad Stine

 

 

With school only a few weeks away I ask you, where
would we be w/o that purveyor of truth and tolerance…. the education system?
What must it be like to be so concerned about children that you can begin to
dictate what they are allowed to eat at school and more importantly at home.

I bought some frosted flakes the other day and
failed to notice that they came with a 3rd less sugar. Let me make
this crystal clear. There is only one reason why I buy frosted flakes….FOR THE FROSTED PART! 

If I wanted frosted flakes with the sugar
removed I would have bought Wheaties! My wife tells me the kids can’t bring sodas
to school or snack cakes because the school is so concerned about obesity. They
desperately don’t want my kids getting fat by food.

They also don’t want them getting fat because of
pregnancy but apparently that’s a different fix. Condoms are available so our
kids can have sex but it won’t make them fat. THERE’S your moral compass from
the secular humanist. Heck if you encourage indulgence without consequences
then why not be consistent and apply it to food?

Kids should be taught how to eat whatever and
how much they want including snack cakes and Twinkies and then just teach them
how to throw up. What’s the difference? Have sex…no pregnancy, or, eat empty
calories then we’ll teach you how to remove the danger through the free-choice
of purging, heck we’ll even call it your constitutional right! All without
inconveniently notifying you’re parents. I mean isn’t that what school was
intended for.

Sure we have a problematic national school
system that ranks near the bottom in math and such. But I’ll bet we’re at the
top of the list when it comes to teaching kids what to eat and how to use
prophylactics.

Remember we live in a society whose chief aim is
to allow us to indulge our appetites. Whatever I desire becomes my “right”.
Really?  I desire frosted flakes
with a third MORE sugar. I want at least a cup poured at the bottom of the box
to ensure my sugar fix; but no, not with big brother at the helm. The new
battle cry for school kids is simple,

 Don’t
deny me and don’t judge me either as my self-esteem couldn’t take the hit. Of
course reading and writing and arithmetic have their place, but when I fail at
it you can teach me how to sue others for bias or prejudice or emotional
distress. That’s what the founding fathers had in mind for school, to teach me
and ESPECIALLY others…that no one is more important than me!

Yes school really came into its own when it
began to be run by the politically correct and no longer demanded personal
responsibility. You removed swats and discipline along time ago and OH aren’t
kids nicer now? Finally you created a learning environment where kids can be
trusted with automatic weapons.

All of this and you think that the real problem
for our kids isn’t moral absolutes; it’s with sugar in frosted flakes? Enough
is enough. This is education in America baby! Stay away from my sugar and pass
the condoms, just like the founding fathers intended.



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Silence Dogood

posted August 2, 2010 at 4:15 pm


BRAD STINE FOR PRESIDENT!!



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Nathan

posted August 3, 2010 at 3:09 pm


I love teachers too! We had a foster boy once that we warned his kindergarten teacher about his manipulation.
“Well Mr. Smith i’ve been an educator for 20 years; I seriously doubt any 5 year old can manipulate me! I’ve seen it all!”
The next week we get a call from him asking, “could you please feed him in the morning. He comes in hungry to school every day and I have to give him some graham crackers.”
Yep you guessed it my reply was, “hmm, I guess Frosted Flakes, toast and a glass of milk isn’t enough to hold him over till lunch time! Mr. Wolf; you’ve just been had by a 5 year old!!”



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Alex

posted August 6, 2010 at 7:12 pm


Yeah that is just great! First WE will teach your kids what to think!
Second WE will teach your kids what to Believe oh and by the way if the book is not from the school it cant be true!
Third We will teach your kids what to eat!
Next they will just be adopting our kids so they can raise them seeing how its the schools that know everything!
what happened to WE The People? Why do judges get to sit on thier throne a tell everyone what to do?? They have no rights but the one giving to them! why is it not the parents saying what should go on in the schools when it is OUR kids they are teaching! It is backwards!
We are losing our right as a country,founded upon the the rights we have as a people! Meaning individuals! Our founding fathers did not write the constitution in hope to have a movie star status! They did what they did because they knew what a country should be founded on!
And most of them lost everything when they did it!
I want to see one judge stand up and give everything he has before deciding what we should do! Jesus did not get nailed to a cross and die for a movie star status! ( oh and he did it willingly may i add) He did it for EVERYONE and gave EVERYTHING flesh could give for us!
So if your a judge and are reading this…….probably not…
Maybe you should find out what makes a country great before making it up!



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posted August 10, 2010 at 8:30 pm


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