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Everyday Spirituality

Everyday Spirituality

Funny Bible School Bloopers

I love to have a good laugh. Here are some Vacation Bible School Bloopers uttered by innocent children, read from the Farm Show Magazine.

– Noah’s wife was Joan of Ark.
-Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
-A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.

 

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From 21st Century Science and Health, “Educate the children to form habits agreeable to moral and spiritual law. Then the children are better prepared to meet and master the limitations imposed by physical laws, especially the laws that breed disease and disorder. Parents, if you allow your children incessantly to play computer games, want stuff, or be picky, don’t complain later in life if your children are complicated or frivolous. Children should be allowed to keep their innocence and yet mature through growth in the understanding of man and woman’s higher nature…By attributing more and more intelligence to spirituality, and giving less power to physical laws and human beings, we promote wisdom and health.”

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