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A Twist on ‘Oy Vey!’ Q: Have you heard the new Jews for Jesus prayer? A: Oy vey, Maria!

Bible’s Financial Wizard Q. Who was the Bible’s first financial wizard? A. Noah. He floated his stock when the rest of the world was in liquidation.

A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker: “Life isn’t too short. It’s the longest thing anyone will ever do.”

A Hindu devotee asked God, represented by the multi-armed Lord Narayana, this question. “My dear Lord,” he said. “I understand that you have innumerable inconceivable potencies. But out of all of them the energy of light seems to be the […]

Tickle Nhat Hahn: Have you met my pet snake “Karma”? Swami Mahahaharaj: Why would you name a snake “Karma”? Tickle Nhat Hahn: Because he used to be a lawyer.

Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist’s Novocain during root canal work? A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!

God was tired and worn out. So he spoke to St. Peter. “You know, I need a vacation. Got any suggestions where I should go?” St. Peter, thinking, nodded his head, then said, “How about Jupiter? It’s nice and warm […]

The young couple invited their aged pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. “Goat,” the little boy replied. “Goat?” replied the startled man of the […]

A Sunday school teacher asked her second graders if anyone knew another name for God. She was picturing answers like ‘Lord’ or ‘Almighty’. After a long moment of silence a little boy raised his hand and said, “Howard.” “Howard?” replied […]

Church Bulletin Bloopers: The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: “I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours.” Our next song is “Angels We Have Heard Get High.” Don’t let worry kill you, let the church […]