I don’t know if you’ve got plans the evenings of November 27th and 29th, but you may well be struggling with a weighty decision: whether or not to lower yourself enough to watch O.J. Simpson talking on Fox about how he would have murdered his wife and her friend Ron Goldman if he had murdered them, but didn’t murder them, you see.

Then on November 30th, ReganBooks–owned by Fox’s mothership, News Corps–will release a new book by Simpson in time for the holidays, “O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened,” in which he will freely elaborate upon some of his ideas.

Any takers?