The Bible and Culture




How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Charismatic : Only 1

Hands are already in the air.

Pentecostal : 10

One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians : None

Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic: None – Candles only.

Baptists : At least 15.

One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and
decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

Episcopalians: 3

One to call
the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about
how much better the old one was.

Mormons : 5

One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Unitarians :

We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need
for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light
bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern
dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will
explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent,
fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid
paths to luminescence.

Methodists : Undetermined

Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You
can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your
choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

Nazarene : 6

One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans : None

Lutherans don’t believe in change..

Amish :

What’s a light bulb?







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