My fellow Methodist good ole boy, Jeff Foxworthy, has made a living off of redneck jokes, and there seems to be an infinity of material to draw from. I once had to share the platform with Jeff in Georgia, who is the proverbial impossible act to follow (he did a routine entitled “You might be a United Methodist redneck if…” My favorite was “You might be a United Methodist redneck if, those cross and flame boxer shorts are high on your Christmas list”). As a tribute to Jeff, I offer you the following 2008 Redneck Awards. BW3

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REDNECK YACHT

REDNECK WEDDING RECEPTION

REDNECK WEDDING CAKE

REDNECK MOWER

RED NECK WEATHER FORECASTER

REDNECK PET CARRIER

REDNECK QUOTE

REDNECK GRILL

REDNECK DOORBELL

REDNECK POWERBALL WINNER

REDNECK PALM PILOT