The following was sent to me by one of my students, who in turn got it from a UMC Church source– This just shows that it is not true at all that the United Methodist Church is uninterested in apocalyptic speculations 🙂 Thanks to Arlen for the picture.

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The Number of the Beast

We all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:

· $665.95………………….Retail price of the Beast
· $699.25………………….Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
· $769.95………………….Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
· $656.66………………….Walmart price of the Beast
· $646.66………………….Next week’s Walmart price of the Beast
· 00666…………………….Zip code of the Beast
· 1-666 …………………….Area code of the Beast
· 1-900-666-0666 ………… Live Beasts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute.
· 670……………………….Approximate number of the Beast
· DCLXVI…………………Roman numeral of the Beast
· 666.0000…………………Number of the High Precision Beast
· 0.666 …………………….Number of the Millibeast

· / 666 ……………………..Beast Common Denominator
· 666 ^ (-1)…………………Imaginary number of the Beast
· 1010011010………………Binary of the Beast
· Phillips 666………………Gasoline of the Beast
· $6.66 9/10………………..Price of a Beast gasoline
· Route 666………………..Way of the Beast
· 666 F…………………….Oven temperature for roast Beast
· 666k……………………..Retirement plan of the Beast
· 6.66%……………………5 year CD rate at First Beast National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
· i66686……………………CPU of the Beast
· 666i …………………….. BMW of the Beast
· DSM-666…………………Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
· 668……………………….Next-door neighbor of the Beast
· 666 mg……………………Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
· Lotus 6-6-6……………….Spreadsheet of the Beast
· Word 6.66………………..Word Processor of the Beast
· 6 h. 66 min………………..Beast Standard Time (BST)
· Boeng 666…………………”A jet for the Beast Age”
· Beverly Hills 66666……….Beast’s favorite TV show
· 6/6/66……………………..The birthdate of the Beast
· 666-66-6666………………The Social Security number of the Beast
· 6666……………………….The PIN of the Beast
· 25.806975…………………The square root of the Beast
· Motel 666………………….Beast Western
· Windows 96 ver.666………OS of the Beast