But hey, look on the bright side: if there aren’t any more virgins in this life, all the more reason to look forward to paradise! Martyrdom, ho!
In all seriousness, I continue to be amazed and embarassed that we are such strong allies with this misogynistic, terror-fueling country… can someone please find a good alternative energy source to oil already?
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