America in Uniform

I didn’t think I had been gone that long. After 20 months overseas, my ship arrived in San Diego and, as soon as I got ashore, I phoned home. “Hi, Mom!” I said.

“Who is this?” she answered.

Hello! I’m an only child.
— John Nedderman

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