America in Uniform

During my time in the Navy, everyone was getting KP or guard duty except me. Not wanting to get in trouble, I asked the ensign why.

“What’s your name?” he asked.

“Michael Zyvoloski.”

“That’s why. I can’t pronounce it, much less spell it.”
— Michael J. Zyvoloski

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