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Desert Popcorn

posted by goquin

IN THE ARMY during Operation Desert Storm, I found myself in a world that had changed little since Biblical times. With so few creature comforts available, packages from home containing cookies and canned goods were received with great anticipation. When I got a box from my sister, I happily tore into it, only to discover just how far from home I really was. She had filled it with packages of microwave popcorn.

–Contributed to “Humor In Uniform” by Robert T. Sims


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Robert Leonard

posted September 2, 2011 at 11:58 pm


Having now been married for 62 years I am reminded of my first encounter with the facts of married lifef. We fhad been married for only 1 week when I left for California to ship out to the Pacific. Wanting to go into San Francisco before I left I worte home and asked my new bride if she would send me a couple of buckls so I could go to town. Well I was on KP when I r3e4ceived her leter and sure enough when I opened it out fell two bucks. Just what I asked for. I learned early make sure you are clear just what it is you want.



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Christina Minks

posted September 2, 2011 at 7:10 pm


Hey guys? next time you get stuck out without a microwave, just go hunt up a radar unit. Radar batteries, found out a real long time ago that they could use the wave guides to cook or heat up things…



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MSgt USMC(Ret)

posted September 2, 2011 at 6:54 pm


We had one. The XO’s wife sent popcorn also. He contacted her and asked her how he was supposed to pop it. She told him to see me.



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Nora (Val)

posted August 19, 2011 at 8:13 pm


In the early 70′s I taught Pre-School. Some of my students had older brothers or uncles in the Military. We, the class would bake cookies for them. To keep the cookies from breaking, we used popped pop-corn. The men loved it.



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