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	ReverendMonkey 1/30/2002 2:45 PM	145 out of 1012
	Okay I know you are all going to hate me for this but it must be done. We can't have any immaculate contraception or we'll have a miss-conception. ohhh so bad. I have sinned. Weep weep!

	callalily 1/30/2002 2:49 PM	146 out of 1012
	Monkey, go stand inthe corner!

	Jusme 1/30/2002 2:54 PM	147 out of 1012
	At first, I was offended by this crap. Then I realized it's not real people in the real world writing this junk. It's people with marginal senses of humor. The people we all went to high school with. You know, the ones with the wild eyes and the Iron Maiden t-shirt. The ones fervently reading their dungeons and dragons book. The ones who now live their lives online. No sense of reality. Playing online fantasy games while visions of sorcerers and fairies run through their tiny little minds. Who, after finishing another 12 hour online day, hop in their 1985 hatchback covered with bumper stickers and leave the library and the public computer. Come on, how many of you believe unicorns are real? How many of you have bumper stickers of that little darwin fish and such mantras as "tolerance rules"? How many of you can walk up even one flight of stairs or perform the simplest athletic task like riding a bicycle or tossing a football? I have a suggestion for all the creamy poop you request, however. Let me know and I'll drop you a line. Revmonkey, What kind of monkey are you? Are you a red assed baboon? Or are you another simian but have an inflamed rear anyway? Thanks for teaching me that pointless insults are fun, fun, fun. Maybe I'll go over to the muslim or buddhist c&c and do the exact thing you've done here. How long do you think it will take the "unbiased" monitors to do away with it?

	ChickieShortlegs 1/30/2002 2:55 PM	148 out of 1012
	Welcome back, Quest.

	callalily 1/30/2002 3:02 PM	149 out of 1012
	Matthew 5:11 of the Gospel of Humor says, Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for the sake of laughter and the honesty of satire. Gang, we may be going to the naked rapture after all! Only dress required: oversize glasses with attached Groucho Marx moustache.

	Jusme 1/30/2002 3:04 PM	150 out of 1012
	Beliefnet help, help, someone just launched an offensive diatribe against me. I am sensitive an dthere is no place for that here.. I don't much care for you monkeyboy. You post your insulting, mocking BS here with seeming impunity. So maybe I will make it my mission to send back to you what you give. Sense I won't have the allies you have I will just have to rely on a superior intellect and wit to make you concede. Or at least royally PO you, you chat room living geek.

	ChickieShortlegs 1/30/2002 3:04 PM	151 out of 1012
	What does it say about Quest/Jusme that he takes the time to reread two paragraphs of his Psych 101 book and apply it to all us 'deadbeats'. Immmmmmpressive! Unflinchingly accurate! Keep up the rage towards people you don't even know. Gotta be good for the blood pressure.

	Jusme 1/30/2002 3:06 PM	152 out of 1012
	Sorry about misspelling 'since'. I had a co worker listening to the JSM crap-a-thon very loudly and was distracted.

	Jusme 1/30/2002 3:07 PM	153 out of 1012
	I don't know who 'quest' is but I assure you I have never posted under any other name here.

	ReverendMonkey 1/30/2002 3:08 PM	154 out of 1012
	Go right ahead Jusme.

	callalily 1/30/2002 3:10 PM	155 out of 1012
	[warning: vent coming] I wish all the people who post under several names would just give it up. It's a waste of valuable time ferreting them out by style similiarity. If they're trying to sneak in some comments before people catch on, what's the point? Everyone remember prometheuspan? and of course a.c.i.b./BC/wasn't there a third personality there? I stand behind everything I post here, stupid, smart, clever, lame, or otherwise. I'm not dumb enough to post my real name or address, however. Stalkers are NOT welcome here.

	ChickieShortlegs 1/30/2002 3:11 PM	156 out of 1012
	Well, Jusme, you might want to log on as Quest and take the Jusme email address out of that profile then. Your denial might be more convincing that way.

	Jusme 1/30/2002 3:20 PM	157 out of 1012
	I don't put enough effort into posting onto message boards to change things to mess with other postors. The "quest" person you are referring to posted a while back about having to use that username because someone else (me) was already registered as Jusme. I can usually tell when a postor is the same person as another, but any similarities to another person here is just coincidental. Ask anyone. I have posted here for a while and I have always only been me.

	callalily 1/30/2002 3:23 PM	158 out of 1012
	Chickie, you are good! (I checked -- when did you notice that?) Please, please start up the JSM Detective Agency! With your faithful sidekick, Duckie the Blade, you can work tirelessly for truth, justice, Stoli, and the garnering of mucho buckos.

	ChickieShortlegs 1/30/2002 3:30 PM	159 out of 1012
	Lily~ I noticed it yesterday on town meeting when I was trying to figure out why Quest (aka jusme) erupted with such a vendetta against Monkey, especially since neither one of his cyberselves had ever been in to any of our threads. (I'd mention the apparent New Jersey connection between the two, but that might make it too easy.)

	callalily 1/30/2002 3:35 PM	160 out of 1012
	Jusme, the circumstantial evidence is very strong. If I'm wrong, I'm sorry.

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