Why Osama Hearts George Bush
From ABC News:
“The Pakistani military will no longer operate in the area where Osama bin Laden and other top al Qaeda operatives are believed to be hiding, according to terms of what the Pakistan government calls a "peace deal," signed today with militant tribal groups allied to the Taliban and al Qaeda.”
“Under the agreement, the Pakistan military will stop monitoring the activity of the militants, who will pledge to "live like good citizens," General Sultan said. More than 30 militant prisoners have been released, and the military will pay compensation for property destroyed during the fighting.”
Seems only fair. George Bush couldn’t be bothered finishing Osama off at Tora Bora. Later, Bush said he rarely thinks about Osama and that we shouldn’t pay so much to one guy. And, later, Osama returned the favor by making an announcement--just before the ’04 election--that the Republicans could spin to Bush’s advantage.
But after all that, the Pakistanis never quite got the message. They persisted in thinking we wanted Osama. Silly Pakis--they’re just soooo 9/11.
“The Pakistani military will no longer operate in the area where Osama bin Laden and other top al Qaeda operatives are believed to be hiding, according to terms of what the Pakistan government calls a "peace deal," signed today with militant tribal groups allied to the Taliban and al Qaeda.”
“Under the agreement, the Pakistan military will stop monitoring the activity of the militants, who will pledge to "live like good citizens," General Sultan said. More than 30 militant prisoners have been released, and the military will pay compensation for property destroyed during the fighting.”
Seems only fair. George Bush couldn’t be bothered finishing Osama off at Tora Bora. Later, Bush said he rarely thinks about Osama and that we shouldn’t pay so much to one guy. And, later, Osama returned the favor by making an announcement--just before the ’04 election--that the Republicans could spin to Bush’s advantage.
But after all that, the Pakistanis never quite got the message. They persisted in thinking we wanted Osama. Silly Pakis--they’re just soooo 9/11.




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