Christian Porn

You think: Oh, an oxymoron. Christian Porn. Like jumbo shrimp. Spare change. Free time.

But it's a real web site: XXXChurch.com.

Its mission: helping you fight those prurient urges. But don't let me get in their way of the pitch:

The entire reason for having this website is to give people hope and to let them know that there is help.
Right now it comes down to a conscious decision to do something about it. We know it's easy to simply click away and view porn sites. It's free...it's accessible...and everybody is doing it!! You can decide today to get honest about your life and where all this is heading.

Yeah, but how do you defeat the urge? You use Free X3watch Accountability Software:

Here is how X3watch works. Let's say you're browsing the Internet and you're looking at porn. The software makes a log of the porno site and then every two or four weeks your two designated accountability partners will get an email listing all the skin sites you've been on. Oh, no--busted! Now that's what we call real accountability. No more secrets!

Great idea. And I hereby volunteer to be your accountability partner. Especially if you're female, over 30, and....oops, the saltpeter seems to be wearing off.