"Yeah, something sexy and big."
"Well, you know that DaVinci Code thing is big."
"DaVinci Code... DaVinci Code... hmmm...yeah, not as big as Titanic though."
"Certainly not as big as Titanic."
"But what if it was true? You know, what if Jesus had hooked up with Mary Magdalene and had a kid? That would be huge. Huge!"
" Yeah, yeah... Jesus meets Titanic. I like it, I like it. We can sell that. What is the evidence?"
"Well, none really, just an old tomb dug up in 1980. The BBC already did a documentary on this but, you know, who watches the BBC?"
"Yeah, no one watches the BBC."
The conversation above is actually imagined. But it is no less fanciful than the hyped "discovery" of Jesus' "family tomb". That "discovery" is actually so absurd it is hard to know where to begin. It is as if I said the Potomac river just parted in front of me and the Loch Ness monster emerged and handed me a bagel. Look, here is the bagel. It is an onion bagel.
For starters, there isn't anything new. Although people associated with the project are tossing around words like "DNA analysis" and "statistical analysis" and "forensic evidence" to distinguish this book and documentary fromthe BBC's 1996 Easter Sunday edition of Heart of the Matter, presented by Joan Bakewell (that attempted to make the same case), there isn't anything new.
Take "DNA analysis" for instance. DNA analysis would certainly be extraordinary if someone actually had a verified sample of Jesus' DNA to compare the "new" sample with. Since that is obviously not the case, all this proves is that the person whose bones were in the ossuary had DNA.
Let's look at the "statistical analysis" question. Ben Witherington does a good job of tackling that one on his blog found here. But the bottom line is that there aren't any new statistics now versus a decade ago and a decade ago here is what The Times of London wrote in response to the BBC documentary:
L. Y. Rahmani, an archaeologist who has catalogued almost all the 1,000 ossuaries found in Israel, said the BBC's conclusions were absurd. The names Joseph, Mary and Jesus were common in antiquity, he said, and some ten ossuaries bearing the name of Jesus in either Hebrew or Greek have been found. Variations of Miriam, from which Mary is derived, and Joseph are far more common.There are many, many more areas to critique. The most interesting part of all of this, however, is a simple question:''The fact that in this case you have the combination of names in the same tomb is simply a matter of statistics,'' said the former curator of the Antiquities Authority in whose warehouse the empty ossuaries were found and put on show for the press this week.
Why is it that so many people spend so much time and passion attempting to disprove Biblical faith and Christianity in particular?There is not, for instance, a very big industry for disproving Buddha. Mohammad doesn't have an industry devoted to disproving him or Islam. Why Jesus? Why is that Jesus' name can people more frothed up more quickly than any other name?
There are certain easy answers - it has become the most politicized faith, it has the deepest roots in Western culture, it has been the root of past sins. But I think it lies far deeper than that. I think it lies in words written by Paul in his first letter to the Corinthians, "For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are being destroyed, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God."
It is. Renowned theologian Bishop N.T. Wright writes of it this way:
"The Christian good news is all about God dying on a rubbish-heap at the wrong end of the Empire. It's all about God babbling nonsense to a room full of philosophers. It's all about the true God confronting the world of posturing power and prestige, and overthrowing it in order to set up his own kingdom, a kingdom in which the weak and the foolish find themselves just as welcome as the strong the wise, if not more so."That message is an affront, it is an offense. It requires a submission of human will to the will of a God who demands we see ourselves as worthless and priceless. It is a message that human hearts and human minds rebel against because of all that it requires - unconditional love received, unconditional love given...things the human heart has such trouble with. It is also a message that is true no matter how many times people think they have disproven it and a message grounded in timeless truths like an empty cross and an empty tomb.

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Kheb - perhaps this will help: http://www.beliefnet.com/blogs/JWalking/2007/02/jc-jc.html
How is the assumption that the presence of DNA markers with no materal linkage evidence of a marriage between Mary M and Jesus, at least those whose names are on the bone boxes? That is supposition with no evidence behind it (a leap of "faith" for the directors). Obviously there could have been a paternal DNA linkage. Same father, two mothers. Just as likely a conculsion, though far less sensational, and far less likely to garner publicity.
It is odd that the Latinized name Maria is used and not Miriam. Highly unlikely this is a totally singular family crypt.
This guy is not even an archaeologist and look at all the discussion fairly intelligent people have been driven to.
If I were Satan, I would take complete advantage of man's general stupidity. Get them interested in something, and then after that have them reject it. WHY ? Well I would do this if some other power, say a positive natured power, was trying to expose some vital truths. This would guarantee 100% that these " TRUTHS " would be completely and absolutely ignored. Once people are in a rejective state of mind, you could place them next to a mountain, after they have been convinced that there is no such a thing as a mountain, and they would still stick to this idiotic " BELIEF ".
In other words, program the minds of the human idiots to always place the value of beliefs above and beyond the value of truths.
For instance, these following Codes are massive and revealing in number, yet a programmed mind, a mind which is governed by beliefs and therefore is incapable of thinking, will reject the facts in an instant. http://www.outersecrets.com/real/biblecode2.htm
However, for these petit minds, it is the subjects which are less than truth that will capture their attention, such as fiction stories, since that is as far as such a small mind can stretch.
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