Hitting the Spot

BY: variousauthors

WHittingtheSpotThis is a little weird to be praying about...
but please help me find the perfect vibrator.
A girl has needs, but I don't need to sleep around,
And unfortunately, I can't seem to find
an alternative that gets the job done.

It may be that I'm not doing things right,
and if that's the case, please guide my hands.
Help me to use these tools to reach a release,
that my decisions with men won't dishonor You.

 

 


 

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Limited as we are to our steadily aging bodies, we find it fascinating that angels can take any form that suits the message. A "classic" angel, with wings and all lighted up, perhaps with pale skin and eyes of blue flame, seems to be less often glimpsed than do angels in the guise of ordinary folks of all sorts--male or female, young or old, tall or short, any race, any dialect, any description. end quote
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